Maybe it was the warmer temperatures yesterday giving way to a feeling of restfulness, but was it just me or was this year’s Academy Awards telecast a big bore?
Frankly, it surprised me. Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin are two of the longest running hosts of “Saturday Night Live,” and accomplished comedic actors so thought they’d make me laugh so hard I’d snort.
I laughed a couple of times. Steve Martin comparing himself to Gabourey Sidibe of “Precious” saying the both played characters who were poor black children. (Remember, “The Jerk”? Seem’s Gabby’s mom enjoyed that joke, too.) Alec Baldwin’s obsessive staring at heartthrob George Clooney. Or when they reenacted a scene from “Paranormal Activity.” Or Ben Stiller in “Avatar” make-up.
But after last year’s Academy Awards, hosted by Hugh Jackman, they had a lot to live up to. As far as I’m concerned, the 2009 event was my favorite Academy Award show of all time.
I have to say that maybe it wasn’t Martin and Baldwin. It seemed like the audience was in a bad mood. Did anyone else catch how every time they panned to Sandy Bullock that she wasn’t even cracking her ruby red lips into a smile, which seemed out of character. Or how about George Clooney who looked exhausted and a little ticked off about something. It was like the vibe wasn’t right.
This year’s 10 best pictures were short intros, but I felt like the show kept going and going. It surpassed its three-hour mark, at which I gave up, hit record and went to bed. It was just plain ridiculous.
Isn’t there someone who can say “We’re running super long, let’s cut something!”? Hey, it’s a part of show business. Sure, you’ve rehearsed and put in your time, but it’s a live show. Something’s gotta give. Cut the dancers. Cut one or two of the hosts’ skits. And even though I thought it was a nice touch, cut all that nice words from fellow actors to the nominees bit. They’re all professionals, they realize that there’s a time limit.
I rather have some of that other stuff cut than cutting off a winner mid-sentence, or what they did last night, and just cut off the mike all together. And if they’re going to make it that long, how about making it earlier and get all those important, but nobody-cares-about, awards such as costuming and make-up out of the way? They’re in California, what’s an hour earlier going to do? They can think of it as an hour more to party.
The biggest thing to make a person excited? Kathryn Bigelow’s surprise win for director and movie. But because they were running so late, Tom Hanks came out and read the winner. It was like the biggest award of the night was cheated.