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Naomi
Did anybody see the Orange Bowl half time show? Apparently Ashlee Simpson "sang" and it was pretty bad, according to MSNBC. Michael Ventre said it "sounded like a cross between a political prisoner being tortured and a test of the emergency broadcast system." ohmy.gif

I didn't catch the show myself. Any music critics out there?
Snoopy
I didn't catch the show, but the review sounded pretty funny. Her SNL lip-synch fiasco was funny, too.

She's another of the transparent, phony "celebrities/performers" out there that I personally could care less about. So many of these people are mostly famous for being famous, or they're above-average looks, and not much else. JMO.
iron horse
I saw it and it was pretty bad. I'm not a fan of comtemporary music, but she was the worst of the three acts. I had no idea what she was screeching. She received a lusty chorus of boos before her performance and a stronger chorus after. Kelly Clarkson wasn't much better. I had seen her perform the National Anthem, I believe it was before one of the world series games, and she was fantastic. She can really sing, but she keeps performing that pop pap. Trace Adkins wasn't any better, seems like the whole group was pandering to the teeny-boppers.
Naomi
I really don't care for her music in the first place either, but that review really caught my attention! Said she would've been better off showing a boob! laugh.gif
WVDragonlady
She's not old enough to have any is she?! huh.gif blink.gif
sheash
Trace Adkins didn't show off anything did he? Hope I didn't miss anything - his singing is OK, but he sure is nice to look at! wink.gif

Who cares about the other 2?
feistyirishbabe
I've seen the reviews and caught a clip of it on tv..it was pretty weak.
She should have just stuck to her acting career! blink.gif
Naomi
unsure.gif She was an actress??
WVDragonlady
yea. I think she whispered and baby talked on a show called 7th Heaven.
feistyirishbabe
QUOTE (WVDragonlady @ Jan 10 2005, 01:09 PM)
yea. I think she whispered and baby talked on a show called 7th Heaven.

lol WVD well it was alot better then her pathetic attempt at singing!
I'm actually a big fan of 7th Heaven, it's one of very few decent "family" shows.
GMAN
I think she was born a boy..... I still say she has a man face
Heather
Her sister is carrying the microwaved look these days.
Naomi
Looks kinda like Farrah Fawcett...in a bad way!
WVDragonlady
Is tri-colored hair the thing now?Stupid looking.Like she can't afford the dye? rolleyes.gif
Naomi
and that fake tan...
Heather
Petition to Ban Ashlee Simpson

biggrin.gif Over 200 thousand signatures so far.
Naomi
Poor girl, she really does need to find a new career!
Biggins
No matter what, I still find her attractive.
momsapilot
Oh, Biggins, I'm so disappointed in you sad.gif laugh.gif
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