(AF) 4/5/2005, Rockville, MD
An unidentified health care researcher went on a violent rampage today at his research facility. Max Drummond, the researcher's supervisor, told press that he didn't know what the cause was, but the researcher was hurling Bible's at everyone's head as he rampaged thru the building. The researcher was quoted as saying "I'm right and everyone else is wrong. The Bible tells me so." "Why won't you listen to me, you moron rednecks?"
Futher information will be forthcoming as investigators get more information on the rampage.
From news reports at WWW.WWBMICD.COM
Full Version: Health Care Researcher goes Postal
Yoss! You got me on that one!
Now That's funny.
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