Ever check in your belly button to see what's in there?

I just did.

Some sweaty, beige lint from my pants. Boy, was it hot out there today! And a blue fuzz ball which is odd being that I did not wear blue today or yesterday. Maybe it's from a couple of days ago. Anyone ever forget to wash their belly button?

Your thoughts?

I never stick my finger in my belly button because I'm afraid it will come untied and my guts will fall out on the street.

Also, are you PWI (posting while intoxicated)??

Never!

I've found that I tend to overdose on emoticons and post stupid meandering nonesense when posting while intoxicated.



So, no. I wouldn't dare.

Where can I find one of those?

In that bargain bin at WalMart with all those half priced nipple shields, I guess?

Since I have an inney, I find it a great place to hold the salt that I dip my celery sticks in, while watching TV in bed.

I also have several fine pillows stuffed with belly button lint I've collected over the years.

Several people let me harvest their lint at no charge.

Pshh. I'm afraid my high quality, sweaty, beige, belly button lint goes for top dollar.

You. Can't. Afford. It.

Oh no you di'int.

I've never been fitted.

For shame!

I hate belly buttons PERIOD ! I don't like to touch mine, or for anyone else to be anywhere close to mine. That whole thing of being romantic and kissing around your button has got to stop. Totally gross, but I guess that is one way to get your button washed and to get rid of the lint that has collected within it. Maybe we should consider taping a dryer sheet to our bellies, maybe that would deter some of the lint from landing in there.

How about belly button lint screens...like on a dryer!

BTW, I used to have an outy, but when I had surgery the doctor was kind and made it a little more of an inny! It's kinda cute

That would be quite a sight at the beach !!!

Don't let lint build up. It could be a fire hazard.

Isn't that already an alcoholic drink?

Yeah, a fuzzy navel flambe!

Nah, Flaming Volcano and Fuzzy Navel, silly Yoss.

I gotta lift my belly up to see my belly button Gee, I wonder where the phrase belly button came from. It's kinda cute!

Bluebirder, that reminds me of a picture my mom emailed to me. It said "You know it's spring when the girls start showing their belly buttons"

However, the picture was a really obese lady wearing on of those nightgown dresses. Her flabby gut was hanging out under the hemline, showing her belly button. It was repulsive, yet amusing. Wish I still had it. Maybe mom still does....

Why not? There's already a band called The Flaming Lips!

It's also a great place to keep your gum between chewings

It also functions well as a change holder, no rattling, and prevents your pants from falling down.

Look what I found.

heather, I keep seeing where you quoted trueblue,but I don't see the original posts.wtf? don't tell me we have another rowdy going around deleting their posts.

Here ya go.....you know it's almost spring when the girls start showing their belly buttons!

Thanks Moms. There goes breakfast!

Next time put a warning on a link like that.

I love bellybuttons, but my brother (a big biker - long hair and tatts) throws up if anyone messes with one, his or someone elses!

Poor woman.

Yes. She deletes her posts. She's quoted all over the place but her posts are gone. It's makes it difficult to read threads.

Thanks Moms. There goes breakfast!

Next time put a warning on a link like that.
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Sorry, CPD....guess you didn't read the description in post #18, didja?

Heather, are you cleaning out the forum closets? You're uncovering a lot of great old threads!

Unfotunately I missed that one. I think I got all that stains out of the carpet and most of the keys on keyboard are working now.

did trueblue leave us?

I'm late on this thread, but here's my 2 cents:

I have an innie, and it makes me feel weird when people touch it. Not that people go around touching my belly button...

Here's an interesting, deep, philosophical question from Bloom County:

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Yep... that's a stumper...

Not sure.

Awhile back, a long time ago, she got mad and started deleting all her posts. I think she left for awhile but now comes back every now and then. Not sure if she's still deleting her posts when she leaves...