....your significant other tells you that you're going to be guests on the "Maury Show".

I'm off work today and bored, so the Maury Show is on the television. It's a typical episode about getting caught cheating, taking lie detector tests, and paternity tests to prove who is/isn't the father.

Why aren't these people questioning there SO's ahead of time as to why they are going on Maury. Nobody ever goes on Maury (or Jerry Springer, though I suspect that show is faked) to give good news.

Yes, I'm really bored.

Springer's faked????

Next you'll be telling us that professional wrestling (WWF, etc) is faked...