“Don’t let the door hit you in the @ass on the way out.”

“Come back when you can’t stay so long.”

“Asta la Vista, baby.”

“I thought you’d never leave.”

“See ya in the funny papers.”

“Don’t call me, I’ll call you.”

“Sayonara.”

“Adios Amigo.”

“Don’t go away mad, just go away.”

And my personal favorite:

“I didn’t even know you were here.”

I thought I’d try to steal some of your thunder before I said my farewell. What can I say? I’m an Idiot.

You guys can have fun coming up with more.

I’ve learned a lot and have truly enjoyed it. You each have my respect, even B.

Don’t be the last one off the boat. (That was for you tb.)

I am weakest link.

Goodbye.

What's up Idiot?

You're not leaving us, are you?

I for one, have truly enjoyed your posts. You certainly give an alternate view of things (said respectfully).

Take a break if you will, but please don't leave.

Here! What's all this!?
Where are ya going Iddy?
Why?
What's going on toots?

Idiot:
Are you moving to a desert island without internet access?
Your departure is truly out of the blue!
Take it easy whatever the case may be!!

Whatch you talkin' about, Willis?

Thanks a lot SMan, now I can't get that song out of my head!!
::Humming:: Different strokes, it takes Different strokes, it takes Different strokes to move the world!

What's up, Id?

I'll bet a couple "Men in Black" sent by Bush have "silenced" him -- threatened to make him swim with the fishes if he didn't stop criticizing the President.

I don't think it was anything serious or his "goodbye" post would have been different. Seriously, I think he'll be back. I actually hope so.

After all, it'll be hard to find a bigger Idiot than he was! (I had to say it because I know he expected it -- sort of a show of respect.)

"See you later alligator"

"After a while, crocodile"

"Aufwiedersehen"

Because I know you won't STAY away even if you do go. This place is addictive. Sooner or later we all come back...

What did y'all do to Idiot while I was gone?

God we can't have anything nice around here.

I haven't seen anything posted that would've caused him to leave, IMO. I wonder if he had to go away for another reason?

Idiot, we need clarification!

Wasn't me Heather! In all seriousness, I agree w/ Naomi. Nothing stands out that would make Idiot pack up and leave us.

I think he got tired of the fight - and quite honestly, I've felt that way before and have needed a break, as many others have too. Of course, this all just my personal speculation, but at any rate, I just hope he comes back.

Idiot got sent up the river

Maybe B found out who he was and told ICE all about his illegals.

Naw, that was all just talk. Who knows why he left, or if he really left. But I suspect whatever the reason, he'll probably be back.

I know I'm not the only one who takes breaks from this place every now and then. Maybe he just needs to spend some more time in the real world - to get away from the internet for a while. Sounds like a good idea to me, if he did. But I do hope he comes back eventually.