I'll start...


Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He’s gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, where’d ya get that lotion?
I’ve been hurting since I’ve bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love.
Well, that’s like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I’m just a modern guy
Of course, I’ve had it in the ear before.
I have a lust for life
’cause of a lust for life.

I’m worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a gto
Wear a uniform
All on a government loan.
I’m worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I’m through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs.

Well, I’m just a modern guy
Of course, I’ve had it in my ear before
Well, I’ve a lust for life (lust for life)
’cause of a lust for life (lust for life, oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
Oh, a lust for life (oooo)
A lust for life (oooo)
I got a lust for life (oooo)
Got a lust for life.

Well, I’m just a modern guy
Of course, I’ve had it in my ear before
Well, I’ve a lust for life
’cause I’ve a lust for life.

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
He’s gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, where’d ya get that lotion?
Your skin starts itching once you buy the gimmick
About something called love
Love, love, love
Well, that’s like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I’m just a modern guy
Of course, I’ve had it in the ear before
And I’ve a lust for life (lust for life)
’cause I’ve a lust for life (lust for life)
Got a lust for life
Yeah, a lust for life
I got a lust for life
A lust for life
Got a lust for life
Yeah a lust for life
I got a lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life
Lust for life

Lust For Life by Iggy Pop ???

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall...
Ninety-nine bottles of beer...

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She got a lot of tips
Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff
In a violent room
Fighting with lovers past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast
Well, I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't 2 hungry"
Dorothy laughed
She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me"
Kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?
(do you wanna, do you wanna, bath)
I said "Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on" (she say)
"Cuz I'm kind of going with someone"
She said "Sounds like a real man 2 me"
"Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Oh, my favorite song" she said
And it was Joni singing "Help me I think I'm falling"
(Ring)
The phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U"
Right then I knew I was through
(Dorothy Parker was cool)
My pants were wet, they came off
But she didn't see the movie
Cuz she hadn't read the book first
Instead she pretended she was blind
An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha)
I felt much better so I went back
2 the violent room (tell us what U did)
Let me tell U what I did...

I took another bubble bath with my pants on
All the fighting stopped
Next time I'll do it sooner
This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker

Why do you build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup baby just to
let me down (Let me down)
And mess me around
And then worst of all (Worst of all)
You never call baby
When you say you will (Say you will)
But I love you still
I need you (I need you)
More than anyone darlin'
You know that I have from the start
So build me up (Build me up)
Buttercup
Don't break my heart

I'll be over at ten
You tell me time and again
But you're late
I wait around and then
I went to the door
I can't take any more
It's not you
You let me down again

Baby Baby
Try to find a little time
And I'll make you happy
I'll be home
I'll be waiting beside the phone
Waiting for you.

Why do you build me up....
To you I'm a toy
But I could be the boy
You adore
If you'd just let me know
Although you're untrue
I'm attracted to you
All the more
Why do I need you so Baby Baby.....

ooh ooh ooh
Why do build me up .....

You must obey the Dance Commander
Given' out the order for fun
You must obey the Dance Commander
You know that he's the only one
Who gives the orders here...
Alright
Who gives the orders here...
Alright

It would be awesome
If we could dance
It would be awesome yeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know until you go

Alright
Alright

Who gives the orders here
Alright
Who gives the orders here
Alright

The lines are drawn
The orders are in
The Dance Commander's ready to sin
Radio message from HQ
Dance Commander
We love you

Let's get this party started right ya'll
Let's get this party started
Right

I went to the store to get more
Fire
To start the war
Everybody in this club is whack
I feel like I'm headed straight for a heart attack

Girls are pretty
Girls are nice
Take your chances
Roll the dice
Take your chances...

It would be awesome
If we could dance
It would be awesome yeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know until you go

I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever
I wanna make it last forever

Alright
Alright

You must obey the Dance Commander
You must obey the Dance Commander
You must obey the Dance Commander
You must obey the Dance Commander

Come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on...

Seventy-three bottles of beer on the wall...
Seventy-three bottles of beer...

It's the new Mother Nature taking over
It's the new splended Lady come to call
It's the new Mother Nature taking over
She's gettin us all
She's gettin us all

"don't cha wish you're girlfriend was hot like me?"

haha

how about:

"18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walkin around lookin like Micheal with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya moneeey
If you aint no punk holla We Want Prenup
WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah
It's something that you need to have
Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday he found out it wasn't his "

wow, i must be in a WILD96.7 mood today

random thought: how about also posting lyrics in here to songs that you don't know the artist of? (sorry, really bad grammar there)....i'm really good with knowing all kinds of songs by just a few words (she says, ever-so-humbly, lol)

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger..."

I love it!

When you try your best, but you don't succeed
When you get what you want, but not what you need
When you feel so tired, but you can't sleep
Stuck in reverse
When the tears come streaming down your face
When you lose something you can't replace
When you love someone, but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

High up above or down below
When you too in love to let it go
If you never try you'll never know
Just what you're worth

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

Tears stream down your face
When you lose something you cannot replace
Tears stream down your face
And I...

Tears stream down on your face
I promise you I will learn from the mistakes
Tears stream down your face
And I...

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you

You gotta put down the duckie (put down the duckie)
put down the duckie (put down the duckie)
You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone!

Forty-two bottles of beer on the wall...
Forty-two bottles of beer...

Ticking away the moments that make up the dull day

You fritter and waste the hours in an off hand way

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town

Waiting for someone or something to show you the way


Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain

You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today

And then one day you find that ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun


And you run and run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking

And racing around to come up behind you again

The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death


Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time

Plans that either come to naught or a half page of scribbled lines

Hanging on in a quiet desperation is the English way

The time is gone, the song is over, thought i'd something more to say

There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas.

The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.

There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads

So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

rush!!


saw them in concert 2 years ago, amazing stuff
one of my top 3 bands of all time---here is another one:


When I'm with you, it doesn't matter where we are,
Or what we're doing. I'm with you, that's all that matters.
Time passes much too quickly when we're together laughing.
I wish I could sing it to you, oh no,
I wish I could sing it to you.
Mostly I'm silent.

Never think about words to say.
When I kiss you, I feel a thousand different feelings.
The color of chills all over my body.
And when I feel them, I quickly try to decide which one
I should try to put into words, oh no,
Try to put into words.
Mostly I'm silent.

Only the beginning of what I want to feel forever.
Only the beginning. Only just the start.
I've got to get you into my life.
Got to get you next to me.
Only the beginning. Only just the start.

one of my favorites. says alot,don't ya think?

Baby I see this world has made you sad
Some people can be bad
The things they do, the things they say
But baby I’ll wipe away those bitter tears
I’ll chase away those restless fears
That turn your blue skies into grey

Why worry, there should be laughter after pain
There should be sunshine after rain
These things have always been the same
So why worry now

Baby when I get down I turn to you
And you make sense of what I do
I know it isn’t hard to say
But baby just when this world seems mean and cold
Our love comes shining red and gold
And all the rest is by the way

Why worry, there should be laughter after pain
There should be sunsh ine after rain
These things have always been the same
So why worry now

OMG, Chicago!
First concert I ever went to. It was at Cole Field House @ U of MD!

Welcome to the grand illusion
Come on in and see what’s happening
Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
The stage is set, the band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star.

But don’t be fooled by the radio
The tv or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they’re just someone else’s fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it’s a grand illusion
And deep inside we’re all the same.
We’re all the same...

So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it’s a grand illusion
And deep inside we’re all the same.
We’re all the same...

America spells competition, join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car
Someday soon we’ll stop to ponder what on earth’s this spell we’re under
We made the grade and still we wonder who the hell we are

I don't know how many of you have found 'Cool 95.9' yet,
but they play a great mix of 60's and 70's hits...it's my
new favorite station when I'm at home:

Who's peeking out from under a stairway
Calling a name that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to give me a rainbow
Everyone knows it's Windy

Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy

And Windy has stormy eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has wings to fly
Above the clouds, above the clouds

Who's tripping down the streets of the city
Smiling at everybody she sees
Who's reaching out to capture a moment
Everyone knows it's Windy

I do indeed DragonLady.

It's good to see a few Rush fans around. The only concert I ever attended was out of pure boredom while on a business trip close to 30 years ago. The main act was Van Morrison but Rush opened for him. Being an old drummer I became a fan of Neil Peart and have collected their albums ever since.

I often think of this song around this time of year when the leaves are changing. It's named The Trees but you probably already knew that.

I would say I'm sorry
If I thought that it would change your mind
But I know that this time
I have said too much
Been too unkind

I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry

I would break down at your feet
And beg forgivness
Plead with you
But I know that it's too late
And now there's nothing I can do

So I try to laugh about it
Cover it all up with lies
I try to laugh about it
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry

I would tell you that I loved you
If I thought that you would stay
But I know that it's no use
That you've already gone away

Misjudged your limit
Pushed you too far
Took you for granted
Thought that you needed me more

Now I would do most anything
To get you back by my side
But I just keep on laughing
Hiding the tears in my eyes
Because boys don't cry
Boys don't cry
Boys don't cry

I think I'm gonna buy a Rush concert DVD just to see Neil Peart on some of those amazing drumrolls. I always had lots of respect for any musician, but especially drummers. How the heck do you move all 4 arms and legs in a different direction, at a different tempo?

I love that song Greedy

but that last line....

Oh, I could while away the hours,
conferring with the flowers, consulting with the rain.
and my head I'd be scratching while my thoughts were busy hatching
If I only had a brain.......

Welcome to Sheetz. Pump 1 you're on. Please pay inside!

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain...

Do you need a bag for that?

What is that???

I used to watch that show every Saturday morning when I was a kid !!!

Don't have to go out
Lookin' for trouble
Trouble will find you it's a matter of time
That's when you're gonna need someone behind you
A true friend isn't easy to find

You're gonna find out
You're gonna find out
You're gonna find out who your true friends are
There will come a time
Somewhere down the line
You're gonna find out who your true friends are

Room full of people
They start talkin'
Talkin' about you when you're not there
Who'll be the one who won't play that game?
Who's gonna stand up for your good name?

You're gonna find out
You're gonna find out
You're gonna find out who your true friends are
There will come a time
Somewhere down the line
You're gonna find out who your true friends are

I'll be the one that
That will pull you back
When you've taken one step too far
That's when you'll know who
Who really loves you
You're gonna find out who your true friends are

Now people say
Almost anything
There's no way to see inside their hearts
But they you'll see who runs away
And who's there with you when the trouble starts

You're gonna find out
You're gonna find out
You're gonna find out who your true friends are
There will come a time
Somewhere down the line
You're gonna find out who your true friends are

OMG! The minute I saw the Banana Splits come up on the screen, it clicked! It's funny reading the words to these songs without hearing the tune...I have a hard time with some of them!

Hard to believe I was only 7 when that show came out

Seize upon that moment long ago
One breath away and there you will be
So young and carefree
Again you will see
That place in time...so gold

Steal away into that way back when
You thought that all would last forever
But like the weather
Nothing can ever...and be in time
Stay gold

But can it be
When we can see
So vividly
A memory
And yes you say
So must the day
Too, fade away
And leave a ray of sun
So gold

Life is but a twinkling of an eye
Yet filled with sorrow and compassion
though not imagined
All things that happen
Will age to old
Though gold

Day after day
alone on the hill,
The man with the foolish grin
is keeping perfectly still,
But nobody wants to know him,
They can see that he's just a fool,
And he never gives an answer.....

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world..... spinning around.

Well on his way
his head in a cloud,
The man of a thousand voices
talking perfectly loud,
But nobody ever hears him,
Or the sound he appears to make,
And he never seems to notice.....

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world..... spinning around.

Nobody seems to like him
They can tell what he wants to do.
And he never shows his feelings.....

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down,
And the eyes in his head,
See the world..... spinning around.

If you want to be a pirate
get up on your feet
You cant be a pirate
if your sitting in your seat
Swing your arms tough
and stand kind of low
and make this noise wherever you go...

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate a pirate a pirate says Arrr!
It might seem strange just a bit bizarre
but they know your a pirate
when they hear you say Arrr!

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate a pirate a pirate says Arrr!
You wear a spare part a bandana and a scar
and they know your a pirate
when they hear you say Arr!

The Jolly Roger is the pirate flag
a skull and some bones on a big black rag
we'll fly it on our ship up above the sails
and we'll search for treasure
and be tough as nails!

Arrr! Arrr! Arrr!
A pirate a pirate a pirate says Arrr!
If you think we're noisy your right we are
cause they know your a pirate
when they hear you say Arrr!

Ya picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!

Wait until the war is over
And we're both a little older
The unknown soldier

Breakfast where the news is read
Television children fed
Unborn living, living, dead
Bullet strikes the helmet's head

And it's all over
For the unknown soldier
It's all over
For the unknown soldier

Hut
Hut
Hut ho hee up
Hut
Hut
Hut ho hee up
Hut
Hut
Hut ho hee up
Comp'nee
Halt
Preeee-zent!
Arms!

Make a grave for the unknown soldier
Nestled in your hollow shoulder
The unknown soldier

Breakfast where the news is read
Television children fed
Bullet strikes the helmet's head

And, it's all over
The war is over
It's all over
The war is over
Well, all over, baby
All over, baby
Oh, over, yeah
All over, baby
Wooooo, hah-hah
All over
All over, baby
Oh, woa-yeah
All over
All over
Heeeeyyyy

Greedy - that reminds me of a guy I used to work with that could do an incredible karaoke version of "Jeremy". It sounded so much like Eddie Vedder it was creepy.

Oddly, he couldn't do any other Pearl Jam songs, or any other songs actually, worth a damn.

Is he single?












Who wants to bet I can type the lyrics to Adore, at this hour, after a night of...excess?




Shut up. I can SO.





Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooh. Baby!

Darlin' you are the best I've ever known.

Until the end of time. I'll be there for you. You own my heart and my mind. I truly adore you.

If God one day struck me blind. Your beauty I'd still see. Love is too weak to define just what you mean to me.

From the first moment I saw you. I knew you were the one. That night I had to call you. I was rappin' til the sun came up. I was tellin' you just how fine you look. In a word...you were sex. All of my cool attitude you took. My body was vexed. You made love to me like you were afraid. Was you afraid of me? Was I the first? Was I your every fantasy?

That's why until the end of time I'll be there for you. You own my heart and my mind. I truly adore you. If God one day struck me blind your beauty I'd still see. Love is too weak to define just what you mean to me.

When we be makin' love I only hear the sounds. Heavenly angels...cryin'...tears of joy...

Ok...messed up there somewhere.

You could burn up my clothes SMASH UP MY RIDE. Well maybe not the ride!


Couldn't do it all. Ah well. Kick ass song nonetheless. Maybe if I had the music in the background...

LOL!! You are too funny, Heather!!!

How can you see into my eyes
like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I've become so numb?
Without a soul
my spirit sleeping somewhere cold,
until you find it there and lead it back home.

(Wake me up.)
Wake me up inside.
(I can't wake up.)
Wake me up inside.
(Save me. )
Call my name and save me from the dark.
(Wake me up. )
Bid my blood to run.
(I can't wake up. )
Before I come undone.
(Save me. )
Save me from the nothing I've become.

Now that I know what I'm without
you can't just leave me.
Breathe into me and make me real.
Bring me to life.
[Chorus]
Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie/There's nothing inside.
Bring me to life.

Frozen inside without your touch,
without your love, darling.
Only you are the life among the dead.

All of this time
I can't believe I couldn't see
Kept in the dark
but you were there in front of me
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems.
Got to open my eyes to everything.
Without a thought
Without a voice
Without a soul
Don't let me die here/There must be something more.
Bring me to life.


[Chorus]
Bring me to life.
I've been living a lie/There's nothing inside.
Bring me to life

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted-One moment
Would you capture it or just let it slip?

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's jokin now
The clock's run out, time's up over, bloah!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that
Easy, no
He won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he's broke
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo
This whole rap sh!t
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him


You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

The soul's escaping, through this hole that it's gaping
This world is mine for the taking
Make me king, as we move toward a, new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all over these hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the globetrotter
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose cuz here goes the cold water
His hoes don't want him no mo, he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose dove and sold nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it's old partna', but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da



No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this mothaf**kin roof off like 2 dogs caged
I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus
See dishonor caught up between being a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony
Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail
I've got to formulate a plot fore I end up in jail or shot
Success is my only mothaf**kin option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got to go
I cannot grow old in Salem's lot
So here I go is my shot.
Feet fail me not cuz maybe the only opportunity that I got


You can do anything you set your mind to, man

Aaaaaghhhhhh! Noooo!!!!!!


Now I'll never get it outa my head

City's breaking down on a camel's back
They just have to go 'cos they don't hold back
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You won't get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon, it's ephemeral style
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I don't get sleep
no...

Windmill, windmill for the land
learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track
it's my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
watch me as a gravitate
hahahahahahaaa


...okay, I'm done...this song is too long and wordy, but I like it better than humps

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of champagne
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places

Well, I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
Everything's all right
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
Hey, I didn't mean
To cause a big scene
Just give me an hour and then
Well, I'll be as high
As that ivory tower
That you're livin' in

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places


I guess I was wrong
I just don't belong
But then, I've been there before
And everything is alright
I'll just say goodnight
And I'll show myself to the door
I didn't mean to cause a big scene
Just wait 'til I finish this glass
Then sweet little lady
I'll head back to the bar
And you can kiss my ass

I like lovely lady lumps.

Garth! Boy does that bring back the ol' HS days!

My 10yo wants to listen to "lumps" every time it comes on, then she gets mad when I change the station. I finally had to explain what lumps were and why I found it inappropriate for her.

There, is that better??
I've seen much worse posted from others, not on this particular topic though!!

I was a highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride
With sword and pistol by my side
Many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade
Many a soldier shed his lifeblood on my blade
The bastards hung me in the spring of twenty-five
But I am still alive.

I was a sailor. I was born upon the tide
And with the sea I did abide.
I sailed a schooner round the Horn to Mexico
I went aloft and furled the mainsail in a blow
And when the yards broke off they said that I got killed
But I am living still.

I was a dam builder across the river deep and wide
Where steel and water did collide
A place called Boulder on the wild Colorado
I slipped and fell into the wet concrete below
They buried me in that great tomb that knows no sound
But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and
around and around

I fly a starship across the Universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can
Perhaps I may become a highwayman again
Or I may simply be a single drop of rain
But I will remain
And I'll be back again, and again and again and again and again..