Full Version: They hired a new security guard here at work.
He is a 300+lb. short fat kid (probably 21) that carries a 44oz pop and krispie kream donut as he is "patrolling" the grounds. I am not to sure what he is securing other that the cariologist's job.
Probably that 44oz pop and kristy kream
That sounds like your everyday,run of the mill rent-a-cop. 
Now if that was a Krumpe's choc. covered creme fill,I'd have to come over there and take his a$$ out! I's love my Krumpes!
Now if that was a Krumpe's choc. covered creme fill,I'd have to come over there and take his a$$ out! I's love my Krumpes!
QUOTE (GreedyXJ @ Oct 5 2005, 05:21 PM)
He is a 300+lb. short fat kid (probably 21) that carries a 44oz pop and krispie kream donut as he is "patrolling" the grounds. I am not to sure what he is securing other that the cariologist's job.
For some reason I thought you worked at home, Greedy. Or do you have this guy walking around your house? 
QUOTE (GreedyXJ @ Oct 5 2005, 06:21 PM)
He is a 300+lb. short fat kid (probably 21) that carries a 44oz pop and krispie kream donut as he is "patrolling" the grounds. I am not to sure what he is securing other that the cariologist's job.
It was nice to meet you, greedy.
QUOTE (Yossarian @ Oct 6 2005, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (GreedyXJ @ Oct 5 2005, 06:21 PM)
He is a 300+lb. short fat kid (probably 21) that carries a 44oz pop and krispie kream donut as he is "patrolling" the grounds. I am not to sure what he is securing other that the cariologist's job.
It was nice to meet you, greedy.
Sounds like he might need to have someone watch him. If he keeled over you'd have a heck of a time getting him up.
Yoss you might want to get that fixed.
Naomi I do try to work at home as much as possible
Naomi I do try to work at home as much as possible
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