Kobe Bryant scored 81 points last night against the Raptors. I was shocked to see that he had 74 at one point, and logged onto nba.com to make sure it wasn't a typo. The football games yesterday were both blowouts, so this was definitely the biggest accomplishment in sports yesterday IMO.

And then he celebrated by sexually assaulting a hotel employee. Allegedly.

An impressive feat indeed, but geesh, what a ball hog.

I definitely agree he's a huge ballhog and he probably did force Shaq out of town, BUT aside from Kobe and Lamar Odom the Lakers have absolutely NO ONE that can score points.

Too bad he is a slimeball and we can't be happy for him. JMO.