Hijack- but hope it brings a smile.
Somebody emailed this to me today that has no idea of these forums and our spats.....
MY DAILY AFFIRMATIONS FOR A BETTER LIFE BACK
As I gently release my feelings of shame and guilt, I
become more in touch with my inner
sociopath.
I have the power and ability to channel my
imagination into ever-soaring levels of delusion and
paranoia.
I take full responsibility for all of my feelings and
actions, except the ones that other people cause.
I no longer need to suppress, deceive or compromise
myself in any way, unless I want to stay
employed.
In some cultures what I do would be celebrated as
"normal."
My intuition almost compensates for my lack of
self-understanding.
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all
those censorious, self-righteous idiots around me.
I need not suffer in silence while I can still whine
and complain.
As I learn to trust the universe, I no longer need to
carry as many guns
All of me is beautiful, lovable, and worthwhile, even
the ugly, despicable and stupid parts.
I will strive to live each day as if it were my 50th
birthday. I honor and express all facets of my
being, regardless of state and local laws.
Just for today ... I won't sit in my living room all
day in my underwear; I'll move the computer into
the bedroom.
Why waste time reliving the past when there is so
much to worry about the future?
The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that
the conspiracy is working.
I am learning that criticism is not nearly as
effective as sabotage.
Becoming aware of my character defects leads me
naturally to blaming my parents and spouse.
To enjoy a successful relationship, I must learn to
make it look like I'm giving as much as I'm
getting.
Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away
and barefoot.
Joan of Arc heard voices too.
A borderline personality is better than having no
personality at all.
I am at one with my duality.
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