Birthday spankins! Line starts here!
Hope you have a great day. Cheers!
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Birthday spankins! Line starts here!
Hope you have a great day. Cheers!
Happy Birthday Idiot, from one old phart to another!
Happy Birthday Id.
Always willing to celebrate a birthday.
What'd Former President Clinton and Hil send you?
Always willing to celebrate a birthday.
What'd Former President Clinton and Hil send you?
Happy b'day Idiot
Idiot,
Have a Very Happy Birthday... Today Is Your Day Make It GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a Very Happy Birthday... Today Is Your Day Make It GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (Heather @ Mar 20 2006, 08:10 AM) 
Birthday spankins! Line starts here!
Hope you have a great day. Cheers!
Have you ever heard that it's not nice to tease an old man?
Well don't believe it. We appreciate whatever we can get.
Thank you!
QUOTE (Yossarian @ Mar 20 2006, 08:21 AM)
Happy Birthday Idiot, from one old phart to another!
Old Farts with young hearts!
Thanks!
QUOTE (cfulmor @ Mar 20 2006, 08:37 AM)
Happy Birthday Id.
Always willing to celebrate a birthday.
What'd Former President Clinton and Hil send you?
Always willing to celebrate a birthday.
What'd Former President Clinton and Hil send you?
They were going to take me out to dinner but we couldn't find a restaurant that would allow an Independent, a Democrat, and a Republican.
Thanks to everyone! It's certainly started out to be a great day, and I haven't even gotten dressed yet. I feel like I just had a surprise pajama party. Maybe it will start a trend.
CHEERS MOFO!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."-E.Hemmingway
Happy B-day you OLD rich white guy.
I had a great idea for your present but I just couldn't talk Bush in to resigning.
I had a great idea for your present but I just couldn't talk Bush in to resigning.
Happy birthday, Id!
[space reserved for witty birthday greeting that will be added later when I think of it]
[space reserved for witty birthday greeting that will be added later when I think of it]
QUOTE (GreedyXJ @ Mar 20 2006, 03:03 PM)
CHEERS MOFO!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."-E.Hemmingway
Now I know why you're into fly fishing. Do you use a bamboo rod too?
For me Hemingway has been a blessing and a curse. His work helped inspire me to write, but his advice to develop a built-in sh!t detector causes me to delete ninety percent of it.
Thanks!
QUOTE (Udmas @ Mar 20 2006, 03:27 PM)
Happy B-day you OLD rich white guy.
I had a great idea for your present but I just couldn't talk Bush in to resigning.
I had a great idea for your present but I just couldn't talk Bush in to resigning.
That's ok Ud, we could both live to regret that birthday wish anyway.
Speaking of wishes and George Bush, here's a present for you.
QUOTE
Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Ladin and President
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes
total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come
into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
Bush are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes
total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada.
With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, so that no infidels and Jews can come
into our precious state."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there
was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country;
nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable."
President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water."
Don't expect any more, I'm only nice one day a year.
Thanks!
Happy BDay IDIOT
Happy Birthday, Idiot !
Happy Belated Birthday Idiot! I hope you had a good one! Here's a little birthday "wish" for you!
I can't top those other greetings, so...Happy belated birthday Id!
BTW...will we be able to party at the beach this year?
BTW...will we be able to party at the beach this year?
QUOTE (PHISH @ Mar 21 2006, 10:29 AM)
Happy Belated Birthday Idiot! I hope you had a good one! Here's a little birthday "wish" for you!
BWHAHAHAHAHAH...
whatcha do PHISH google image "future" I'm feeling lucky!?
Hope you had a great day!
Here's a belated birthday gift.....(I charged it for you....will pay it off when I win my million! )
http://www.skychariot.com/cake/
Here's a belated birthday gift.....(I charged it for you....will pay it off when I win my million!
)http://www.skychariot.com/cake/
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