Here we go. If anyone would've answered my shout, you wouldn't have to click on this to bring it up, but oh well.

Look at the picture then submit a caption, it's that easy.

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Ms. McBean is thinking: You little worm, you say one more thing about me, I'll sit on you and squash you.

Mr. Alshire is thinking: Glad I got my hand up, I don't want the camera to see my adolescent acne.


THIS IS ALL IN FUN.

My money says one of those fools has an injunction or restraining order against you by morning

"Whachu takin' 'bout Kristin?"

Alshire: Wish I had my gameboy right now.

McBean: Ewww, that fool's got himself a booger the size of Harlem hangin' out his nose.

McB: Say sumptin and I'll bitch slap ya!


Alshire: Oh sh!t. Is she lookin at ME!???



mod edit: sorry wvd, just changed a word.

McBean: Whatch ya thinking bouts home boy?

Alshire: Why did you do that? Man that stunk.

McBean: Do you know who I am?

Aleshire: Unfortunately, yes.

Good one Phish

McBean: You need to STFU you little punk.

Aleshire: Man, I wish she would resign.

McBean : Wait till I get you out in the parking lot....

Aleshire: Theres no place like home...theres no place like home...theres no place like home....

McBean- I know what your thinking little man! say it and die!

Alshire- I never signed up for this! and how come I always get stuck sitting next to her!

McBean: I thinks i`ll jus kicks back and sees whats yous white crackers comes up wiff next on mees.

Alshire: I wish cotton was a monkey, I wish cotton was a monkey. I wish cotton was a monkey.

McBean thinking: Get in my belly! Alshire the other white meat!

Alshire thinking: Why is she lookin at me that way?

Ok, a new one:

Damn they put to much blush on my cheeks for this picture.

I shoulda used Preperation H.

I'm sorry, Cful, but I think he is so cute! He reminds me of a Irish Catholic boy I had a crush on in the fifth grade.

I don't know him, and I don't follow all the politics in Hagerstown, but he pulls on my "mother-strings"!

How old is he anyway? I feel like yelling at you guys when you make fun of him! He seems to take it well with his snappy come backs! But, you all are so mean to him.

If he is actually 45 years old and just looks 21, then I take back everything I have said. But, if he is really young, then his mother must be proud of him!

I'm sorry, Cful, but I think he is so cute! He reminds me of a Irish Catholic boy I had a crush on in the fifth grade.

I don't know him, and I don't follow all the politics in Hagerstown, but he pulls on my "mother-strings"! And you guys act like he's the devil himself! And I don't want to hear all about what you think he has done wrong.

How old is he anyway? I feel like yelling at you guys when you make fun of him! He seems to take it well with his snappy come backs! But, you all are so mean to him.

If he is actually 45 years old and just looks 21, then I take back everything I have said. But, if he is really young, then his mother must be proud of him!

Damn Check, he must "move" you, you typed everything twice.

Ha!! It must have been Divine intervention!!

That's Aleshire? He looks like some high school kid struggling with his Geometry homework.

Get your hand off my knee McBean. Penny is getting wise to you.

I want to be a County Commisioner when I grow up.

This thread is so naughty.


















And so cleverly placed here at the end.

"Hello, I'm Mr. Aleshire and I'll be your substitute teacher for today."

I couldn't let this one get by:

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Cop: Hey I want my money back. I didn't realize you were a guy.

Scumbag: More please, I like it rough.


Note: Of course this is all in fun. The fine upstanding officers of the HPD do a fine job.

Scumbag: Help me officer, my padding is falling out of my bra!

Cop: Quit touching me there!

Psst, hey Marty.... there are better ways to get a date to the Policeman's Ball.











[.... i know... i know.... policemen don't have balls......]

I told you , you couldn't borrow my good sundress damn it!!













don't be mad officer

Tear my wifes dress and there will be hell to pay!!!!