Meet-n-greets are way fun!

Ava's is cool but very cold

Cold weather without snow sucks!

Heather is too funny

Stripping wallpaper is not fun

Spring is just around the corner

I love my computer desktop since I got rid of all the icons

1.I'm saving money on snow removal

2.The County has a B.W.S. ("BRAIN WASHING SYSTEM") every Commissioner must submit to.

3. You can take the Kid out of the city, but you can't take the......never mind refer to #2

4. Selling cars sucks since I miss all the meet and greets

We thought of sending Webbie over to take a test drive and bring you to Ava's

I'm all for kidnapping the mayor! while we are at it we might as well grab a commissioner too

1) Meet and greets are great and I am sooo at the next one.

2) Its weird referring to someone as Moms when you are older than her

3) Another week of work and it still sucks. No change

4) The city of Rockville is almost as difficult to work with than another city that shall remain nameless.

5) Trying to relocate 100 people into a space designed for 60 is ridiculous and someone is going to be p!ssed when they get their new cube next to the bathroom

6) Trying to lose weight is absolutely miserable.

7) Cold and Icy weather is no fun for anyone.

8) Planning a party for 14 eleven year old boys is harder than it sounds.

Oh, also- webbie moved the threads around and it took me 5 minutes to figure out what was going on

Watching grankids is nice, But they stop alot of things ole pappy would like to do.
Missing a meet & Greet won`t happen again.
I missed seeing my transplant buddy Samyo.
The weather man on channel 25 did it again. ( He missed it)
My deck is finally finished. (Brake in date to be anounced later.)

Since I was out of town Friday, I'll post today...

I only learned one thing, that I can remember, b/c I'm sooo tired today!!!

I learned that having a sisters' weekend away is very fun, but my sister is still as moody as she was when we were growing up! I'm the youngest of 4 girls, and she's 7 years older than me, and I still feel like the "pain in the butt little sister" that doesn't know as much as the older sisters do. But I got one over on them...I'll always be younger then them .

We did have fun drinking wine in the hotel room, and checking out historical sites, when we weren't packing boxes and spending time with Dad.

I learned not to do business with the Cell One dealer on Dual Hwy.

I friend got a Motorola that:
1. the battery not charge and they refused to fix it
2. Motorola refused to fix it because it was originally sold in the UAE (the middle east)
3. the phone was used- it had user pics and text messages in Chinese on it.
4. sold as a Cellular One Phone but it displays Cingular logo when you turn it on.

Buyer beware! Ask to look at the box the phone comes in- His said "Motorola L6 BubbleGum North Africa"

1) Turning 50 is great!
2) Drinking alot of beer and then drinking two bottles of champagne will make you feel not so good the next morning
3)some crazy people went to watch other crazy people play ball in the freezing cold( and it wasn't even football)
4)as soon as you get rid of one antagonizer here another one pops up
5)cleaning out your closet is a " spiritual" cleansing too.( and if you get a receipt, it's tax deductable)
6)I've spent more than half of my life with my hubby
7)when you get prescription sunglasses, they're like looking through 3-D glasses( but I like it)
8)and apparently I have big wrists-8in. and I can't find a bracellet to fit me unless they resize the damn thing! rings too!

1. My neice is pregant with first child.
2. How much parking tickets are.
3. Some people are just plan nuts.
4. Long winter vaction put and a extra 20lbs on me.
5. Recall not only on wet pet food, but now on biscuits as well.
6. It's been 10 years now, of rasing my children totally by myself.
7. That I need to budget my money more. So I can pay for the raising cost of everyday living.

You won`t get an apology from a council person when they know they are wrong...
It`s not fun playing golf in high winds and cold weather.
Never flip your hat and scratch you head at an auction, You might just buy something you dont want.
Drivers in this area think they are Nascar drivers. (NOT)
You know when its time to go on a diet when your shorts are 1 inch to small.

1) pain is your body's way of telling you something is up
2) the glow in the dark drink for a CT scan tastes like puke
3) getting your appendix out on Easter is one way to make the holiday even more memorable
4) Percocet is your friend :-)

The city and county thinks we all have million buck.
Yoss gets moody in the middle of the week.( Not good Yoss)
Dog crap smells bad on mower tires.
Some people look very good at 100 years old.
Winter is over, On with the parting and cook outs Yippppeee.
I dont have nappy hair
It`s Friday and Cold BUD time.

Mcgee - Are you headed to Funkstown this weekend?? We might have to stop in for a cold one and the race is on Saturday night!

Yep I`ll be there tonight. We are going to Buck Valley Saturday. But I`ll still see the race there.

- Bad movies don't get better after a few glasses of wine... they just stay bad.

- Coca-Cola: The best cure for a hangover.

- Did I mention that I'm hungover? LOL

- Very few people actually understand what "Black Tie" means.

- The Venice Inn smells funny inside.

- There's a Thai restaurant coming to H-town!

GMAN is "the turkey slayer"
there's one less groundhog in my barn... you can call me the groundhog slayer!
SMan is 33 the same age as Jesus Christ
Mcgee is non-nappy
a new carp receipe
PF is 100
most users here have more than one screen name
I got a 5.5% pay increase

1)can get a lower mortgage payment if we re-finance within the next 3 weeks
2)my favorite place to eat is going..going...gone!
3)poor hubby's gotta get some teeth pulled and they can't fit him in till May! wtf?( but they did give him some real good pain pills )
4)weirdos check your profile on a regular basis but never leave a comment
5) secret m-n-g's on the board too funny!
6) something got to my strawberry plants over the Winter and most of them are half eaten
7) and I may have hubby talked into going riding this weekend some time! w00t!

Mcgee looks good for being 100. (kidding)
Selling cars still sucks
When you look at the budget too long everything becomes one big blotch.
My dog poops in the neighbors yard. (not anymore)
I really need to mow my grass Sunday. Since the dog doesn't poop in the neighbors yard anymore.
Dog poop smells just as bad on shoes.
I can't find anything good to watch on Sunday night since ROME.
I used to make it till Friday before I got tired, not it's Wed. night.
People think my hair looks like Jimmy Johnsons hair.

1) There are several new peeps here since I last visited.

2) There are some new flare ups on the board since I was last here .

3) There are some old topics STILL going & going & going...

4) I received a clean bill of health from my oncologist, but I still need to lose some weight

5) There was a drug bust in my old H-town neighborhood a couple of weeks ago

6) I don't have as much time for my H-town friends as I used to

7) It's good to be able to drop in and visit...I miss you guys!

1) it was absolutely wonderful getting to go riding last weekend!
2)our automatic gate is heavy!
3) we just did the fastest refinance in the world! 1 week.
4)never, never, NEVER go to the lawn and garden dept at Lowes on a saturday! NEVER!
5)an spf30 isn't enough now for some reason. gotta go with a 50
6)thanks to the pups, our front yard looks like a prairie dog town. very hard to mow.

1. Fridays are better than Mondays
2. Time does heal old wounds
3. Everything comes out in the wash
4. There are some really nice people here
5. Even the jerks are probably nice people IRL
6. We may never have a M&G again
7. The only thread that ever stays on topic is Word Association
8. I like happy endings

I'll work on Number 7.

In reference to number 5, I'm the same all over.

I've learned a lot about Multiple Personality Disorder, on this forum.

I was afraid of that

As you should be.

where did you find that evil little frownie guy?

On your forum.

1. The forum will never change. Always someone trying to out do the other.
2. Things aren't always as the seem to be.
3. Raising 2 children on your own is hard work and a lot of worries.
4. The pass is the pass

- I must be the only forum member without a second, secret identity.

- It's finals time!

- Sometimes I just have to satisfy a craving for spaghetti.

- The servers at Nick's are rude, but the bartender is the typical, friendly bartender-type.

- I should probably try Desert Moon.

1. Friday is both the slowest day and best night of the week
2. It takes very few people can generate a lot of conversation
3. Finding the best cargo trailer price takes a lot of effort
4. I'd rather be camping
5. M&G are another excuse for Hag to drink

Some county commissioners never answer there E-Mails.
It takes 6 months to get there attention.
Patton better not mess with my W,A site.( I will del. it if it happens.)
My step grandson has finished #1 in Javilen at every meet he has been to this year so far.

huh? w,a site? wtf did I miss? I don't mess with McGee's stuff.

well don't start - that is my favorite thread!

I've learned:
1. I procrastinate on studying more than I used to--I have an exam tomorrow.
2. The BOE & teaches are still at an 'impasse'
3. I have no alternate Identity.
4. I'm really brain dead..
5. trying to deal with mentally challenged parents long distance is exhausting.

-I only have one identity too. I can hardly remember what Checks says, let alone an alter ego!

-Some things on this forum really do make me sad.

-Life never seems to go the way you imagine. Learning to make the best of what life brings is a real asset.

-Lots of things on this forum make me laugh. I love good sarcasm when it doesn't hurt anyone.

-All my trees are in bloom now. Spring is the best!

-I'm thinking Id is gone for good. (sad)

He's still around. I just got a PM from him this morning.

Oh good! My son caught a big rock fish down off Solomon's Island. I'll post it when I get a copy. And I am telling the truth when I say, BIG!!

- If you want something done, you gotta do it yourself.

- I am a control freak.

- We mow our lawn less than anyone else in the neighborhood.

- If dandelions were hard to grow, they'd be considered flowers instead of weeds.

- Ditto PF's comment on dandelions

- All kind of weeds are taking over my front garden this week.

- Heather is a very very good friend!

- Stomach viruses suck

- Big multi family yard sale tomorrow...everyone invited! PM me for directions

- And the number one thing that I learned this week was what my Dad told me:

"Don't sweat the small stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff."

It takes 30- 5gal. buckets &10 20gal. tubs of dirt to fill an 8x8x8deep planter box.
Playing golf is better than diging dirt.
Some people will be at there first G&M.
It takes the right people to get things done.
My wife is going to the Preakness, I`m not.

I like meeting new clients.

I don't get out much, as I like too.

Stamps are going up to .41 on May 14th

Hard work won't kill you. Just makes you thristy.

Some people that get drunk, tend to act stupid.

The previous owner never kept up the yard. My yard is 85% weeds.
Plan on redoing my whole yard myself. It's cheaper, then hired someone.

Edit, BTW WVDragonLady, I like beef liver & chicken liver with fried potoates.

1) 1 fat chick can clean and seal 2 decks all by herself!
2) everybody on here are goody two shoes except for me according to heather's thread
3)weed whacking makes me VERY tired
4)no one on here has a good breakfast cept for me (wt??)
5) Nobody on here seems to like liver...cept for me...
6)someone came "out" and nobody thru a hissy after all
7)my new neighbors are ignorant( they drive fast upthe dirt lane and dust our house and the other neighor's house, and their dogs come over here teasing my dogs who are behind a fence like they should be! OH, we ain't gonna get along AT ALL!!!
8)The Queen is here. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!! HUZZAH! and I'd steal all her hats in a heartbeat!

OK, It`s been awhile since we had this.

1- grandkids can make you grayer
2- some people just can`t see when a type O is made in a word
3- Chips dog is going to be a BIG boy.
4- Some adults act like kids on the internet
5- Peacefrog is going to have a tadpole in July
6- Nascar will be comming to a TV. near you Yipeeeeee.

Patton won't be around for a week.

I kinda like this thread! Okay, here goes:

(1) I'm not the only one bothered by all the cigarette butts on the side of the road.
(2) Yoss was a John Edwards supporter, too.
(3) Karma really works!
(4) There are some people who actually buy the Barak Obama mis-information campaign.
(5) It takes a villiage . . . to name a dog (we went with Ludwig Opus, but dropped the Esquire - I had to work too hard for that title).
(6) One of my favorite restaurants closed. I'm gonna miss Ephran's.
(7) This forum can be both a nasty insult-ridden den of discord and a supportive community full of concern and caring.

1. I agreed with Yoss on Edwards
2. I agreed with Sman on internet people
3. There are several major events I cannot disclose this week
4. KC works to put criminals back on the street
5. Downtown is experiencing some growing pains
6. Bent lives up to his screen name on every issue
7. The debate on charter is a lot of hype
8. No one knows what tfc means in text
9. Britney Spears needs help
10. Getting the death penalty in MD is impossible

Can I add anything? Let's see:

1. WCBOE is full of tv watching nutcases who got a flat big screen on the taxpayers' dime.
2. Teeth problems get worse if you ignore them.
3. Most of the posters on here are friendly and logical.
4. The election has been going on too long--and I like none of the candidates...
5. Superbowl is Sunday and I'm still not sure who I am rooting for..

1) If I don't work out 5 days a week, I get stiff in the knees ( ow)

2)I have a holiday tomorrow and I haven't decorated my Alter

3) I know what Txex looks like now( and some other things)

4) this place is the same day in and day out ( like a dysfunctional family reunion)

5) due to a very strict family tradition I can't tell someone on here congradulations on being you know what.

6)as always, some on here can get away with breaking the rules of this place and not be called on it

7) EONS is NOT for Boomers any more

8) after 3 weeks of antibiotics I can breathe thru my nose now

9) I am allergic to Gain detergent *scratch* *scratch*

10) I have a transplant willing to give ME directions to the I70 P&R !!!!! LMFAOH!!!

11) our newest neighbors live in filth.( I've seen it)omg.

12) Hubby is bringing home dinner and I don't have to cook!

1. I know some things Kid can't disclose
2. Fire Chief thinks that there were only 2 fireman on each fire truck Wednesday. (I counted alot more)
3. Some people vote for anything if it means that will save their political life.
4. Small businesses are tough to keep open and we miss them when they are gone (Chip )
5. There's a new light pole in the middle of the unit block of SOPO.
6. Some political figures vote no on every matter worth thought. Even when they said yes earlier.
7. My tax man is going to kill me!!!!!!!!!!
8. I am rooting for the Giants.
9. My real business is ssssslllllllllllooooooowwwwwwww!
10. Never bring a retired Judge back to overhear a murder trial.
11. I still like Judge Boone
12. Being a junior in high school is more complicated than it appears.