Bleach… it isn’t just for your whites anymore.

Don’t piss Jesse Jackson off.

Bull and Bears sounds like it might be a cool place.

We are missing out by not having more events downtown.

Good ideas don’t go over well with the present city council.

Common sense doesn't appear to be in the vocabulary of the council either.

Work still magically appears on your desk when you go on vacation.

Political threads get people talking, but they get messy too.

Meeting to sell spices must look like a bad drug deal.

I guess I learned this a long time ago, but something is always broken. If we had better public transportation and if the housing market wasn't crap, I'd ditch my car, sell my house and feel a lot less stressed.

My kitty was even broken for a little while She's ok now

OMG! what was wrong with little Cello???

WELL, she doesn't normally eat like Bishop does. She's more flitty and he's more fatty. She wasn't flitting and he was smelling her all suspicious. She wasn't rolly polly and he was obviously affected.

She was just listless. Unaffected by me and he smelled her up alll the time. I didn't want to jump to hysterics, so I waited. Couple days later, same routine. I took her the vet and they ran EXPENSIVE tests, nothing amiss there. <no tip necessary> A couple days later, she perked up and is fine.

Have you heard about Narnia? I think she's a big deal there.

Forgot to post last Friday:

The Stube is GREAT.

CleverNameGoesHere, Coma, and WildBlue are just as cool in real life as they are in the forums.

It always gets hot and humid when I have to paint outside.

Some people aren't ever happy, apparently I'm included in that.

I like owning my own air compressor and nailgun set.

The price of oil actually went down.

I can build a tent.

There is a joke to be made, but I'll behave. Seriously though, glad you like your weekend.

Were you visiting Jelsey's oregano patch when you thought of that?


La Ha Ha. Pfffllllt.

Huh?

Oh Geez, I bet the popo are headed up to my house right this minute!

I DO grow oregano, honest, and a whole bunch of other herbs (not 'erbs) too!

I'm thinking maybe I should package them differently though, if Mr. Nice Policeman DOES show up, I'm gonna have to explain a couple of pounds of dried herbs, packaged in baggies.

I'm seriously screwed.

Don't call WVD "Roxy".

I learned that there are a lot more people dreaming of their teeth falling out than I would ever imagined... and that some of us are still subconsciously working toward our high school diplomas!

I learned that getting clarification on 9,000 jobs is harder than finding out the meaning of life.

I learned what WVD's tatts look like - woo hoo!

I learned that coma thinks my stories are too long and involved...

I learned that paperpusher is the master of the evasive answer -- but then again, she wasn't subjected to any "waterboarding"

And I learned more than I ever needed to know about how to seal lead paint on an old window.

I DIDN'T learn the details about Heather's camping trip, though..... hmm.....

oh no you di-n't!

i forgot, i learned that coma is planning on getting a tattoo of Rainbow Brite on his back on Monday afternoon.

1) my 15 yr old cat is getting really slllooowww. poor thing

2) my boy cat's hair is falling out in little clumps!! he doesn't act sick, I think it's just from the heat and he's shedding. I hope

3) as the week goes on I get a little less enthusiastic about my workouts at the gym

4) Mr.D's has some really good food. really good

5) I now have faces to go with forum names

6) Have some pounding to do on a certain someone's Rainbow Brite

7) now people reading this board will know my first name

8) Paperpusher is not the boss

9) I vote for Jelsey to be reinstated, what was said/written in a PRIVATE message is nobody elses business

10) 4 MORE WEEKS TILL THE OSHEN HUN!!!

It takes ALOT more Ibuprofen to get rid of a hangover now than it did when I was 21

If your music can be heard further than 50 feet from your house then it is tooo loud (even before 11:00 PM)

Some days I miss my old hometown more than others. Thanks to Jelsey for keeping me up to date with the "happenings" up there!!!

My days go faster when our receptionist is out sick....

1. Some don't play well with others

2. Some think it is all about them.

3. Some stir the pot faster than others.

4. Some are quite tactful in their slams.

5. Some just need to go away.

6. Some need to come back.

Whats in a name? Right Roxy
Some people take a long time to tell a story.
PaperPusher is a pretty cool person
We have a new kitten
Back pain is not fun
I agree with PhilPhanatic, Some people dont play well with others.
jelsey got a raw deal
CC is the BIG Cheese around here
Heather is not a rooky at camping anymore.

Don't mess with the Capn'

Jels got sucker punched

I missed a good lunch with some of the forum gang

I'm unqualified to be involved with the city council

JB has a huge ego to feed

There is a lot of oil and water the doesn't mix around here

I learned that my cat can have kittens and leave them all over the house just like my kids leave their clothes all over the house.

That Jelsey got banned???? Huh????

That Jelsey grows oregano.

That one can make really great soup with tomatos from the garden.

I have learned that if you piss off McGee, he's liable to shove something up your giggy with his woo woo broom!

I learned that phrase this week, it's funny and I'll try to use at the first chance I get.

I learned the DRAMA never ends around here.

And Yet some of the "older" members are still here.

I learned that subsistence means the same thing as sustenance.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=s...amp;x=0&y=0

If you are curious as to why I wanted to know what it means, it's a metal gear solid title. Yes, everything must be about video games with me.

I learned that y'all are STILL having MnGs without me!

I've learned that apparently I missed a hella lot goin' on here last week!

they're always over in hag.

we need to do something about that

I've learned so much I think my head is going to explode.

The bad thing is I can't talk about it.

Can you type about it? I'm a good PM listener.

I learned that MOST of the HM posters are fantastic folk and that SOME of them (you know who you are, and so does everyone else) are not worth the energy it took to type this.

I learned that Liz Thompson of the HM is a friendly-kinda gal.

I learned that CapnCrunch really ISN'T the "richard"-wad I had originally suspected him of being, he's actually rather pleasant.

And most incredibly, I learned how to cook chicken on the grill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I learned that cats can have aids.

Droping bombs are fun
A pintched nerve in your hip won`t heal quick enough for me.
CC is a good person just doing his job.
Roxy is a cool name to have even if she dosen`t like it.
Clever found out that I know alot of people in alot of places.

1) my blood pressure has been high for about 2 weeks now and I can't figure out why

2) I really need to watch the hubby and his credit card

3) jelsey's back!!

4) I've lost another 10lbs.

5) some people grab on to something and won't let it go.................stop with the roxy crap already!

6) people surprise you all the time when you least expect it

7) pathology report:.....benign! * happy dance*

8) HAPPY LUGHNASADH!!

Happy Lughnasadh to you, as well, Dragonlady! Between now and Mabon is my fav time of year.....................

The time between Mabon and Ostara is mine. I'm partial to the cold. And I can be lazy and just enjoy the time before the hectic spring and summer and then the harvest.

I've learned...

Mcgee drops bombs

You still better not piss the Capn off

I miss my old pooch too, again I'm sorry Coma

I have no clue what motivates some people in here

I think some folks in here get their jollies trying to piss people off

I don't understand why members feel they need to be on their second or third names

I have no clue what SS and WV are talking about

Jels is back, I missed her and I don't even know her

Roxy is going to melt away to nothing soon.

Some people are _______________________

Jelsey's back and didn't even have to make up a new name.

Sman wants to come along to the dinner Idiot is going to buy me.

Haven't seen BW around all week, why is that?

I'm amazed at what some people here eat for lunch and dinner.

I found out what 10,000 gallons of water looks like rushing out of your pool and across your yard......

I missed the Bomb that Mcgee dropped....

I too have no clue what SS and WV are talking about, guess I'll google it.....

Sorry about Coma's dog, I don't want to find out what that feels like......

I missed Jelsey, and one other person who hasn't been reinstated......

The Ethics Commission left us off the hook......

It's sooooo much better working at a small car lot than for a big dealer.....

You have to tighten your belt when you drop 8 pounds.....

National Night Out is Tuesday the 5th.....

Paper Pusher really isn't all that nice.... J/K Liz.

I learned how to make sweet tea. It's good but the caffeine will probably keep me up all night so I have to drink it in moderation.

Get decaffeinated tea bags. I can't taste any difference.

I learned about women farting on cake.

God, I must be tired if I just admitted that. I'm going back to bed. I'll prolly have nightmares about it.

I never really liked cake anyway.

Lets see, I have learned that there is NO WAY OUT of LABOR :HELP:

I NEVER forgot the pain of my Son Zane.

Not to take people so serious on this forum.

And i'm sorry 4 the person who's Dog passed. :coma?:

Tomorrow I get closer to having our baby.

I do wonder if it's a boy or girl?

Oh, I LOVE cake!

Wishbone..congrats on your pregnancy...when is your due date? if you don't mind my asking.

Today is Monday not Friday

August the 14th HOPEFULLY sooner. I feel like a beach whale. Thanks 4 asking.

Thats what happens when a big FAT BEACH whale is off 4 maternity leave, i forget the days.

What will you name it? I like Mathias and Isla.