I know it is only Monday but this one has to be a winner:

"I be concubining"

what the hell

You go playa!

please tell me thats not a quote from a hagerstown resident

Here's a something to live by. For Flipper. lol

Why stress out about, What other people think of you?
As long as you Love yourself, Nothing else should matter.
Don't Live In The Pass, Live For Today!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=concubining

I can relate somewhat...my game also has no off switch

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

Have I had too much to drink at the meet and greet or is this too funny?

Thank you Sweet Liberty Ill remember that when I tell others ' hey I love myself so do what I say'. Oh Liberty what am I gonna do with you.............

Do what I say, are your words not mine. I don't treat people like that. Your not going to do nothing. lmao

Liberty Ill do nothing that you say ever, I do what I say- whats so bad about what i want to do anyway? Nothing and the same for all of ya'z you know damn well theres nothing wrong with my values.

Quote of the Day:

“The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your environment; it is not in luck or chance, or the help of others; it is in yourself alone.”
- Orison Swett Marden {1850-1924 Founder of Success Magazine}