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Heather
Do you think they really exist? If so, do you think they are a lot shorter than 5'6 so that if I encountered one I could just kick it in the head and run? I watched some stuff on aliens last night and it spooked me.
WVDragonlady
Don't worry feather. they don't want us. They want redneck fishermen from down south. wink.gif tongue.gif
Yossarian
They're among us now. Mostly from Mexico I think. But not all illegal, some have green cards allowing them to stay and work here.

And some of them are pretty tall, taller than you.

(btw, wash your face, you have a smudge of something) biggrin.gif
samy0
I heard they are 7 feet tall but are afraid of chicks with freckle moustaches so no worries laugh.gif


This lady is safe



btw- i get them all over my ears in summer
Heather
ohmy.gif That picture looks like me with no makeup! Except my eyebrows are shaped better.

Y'all are going to be sorry you didn't learn more about aliens from this thread when you get abducted and anally probed.
samy0
sweetliberty2u
If there aliens among us, what in the world we going to do? People been saying that stuff for years. I'll believe it when I see it. Invasion of the Aliens laugh.gif laugh.gif
Yossarian
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 23 2007, 02:20 PM) *
Y'all are going to be sorry you didn't learn more about aliens from this thread when you get abducted and anally probed.


Soooo, that's what this is all about, an opportunity to say "anally probed"....


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penis

eeep!
txexpatriot
Carry a bucket of water--didn't that work in the Wiz of Oz? Or was that against a witch?
Udmas
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 23 2007, 01:18 PM) *
Do you think they really exist? If so, do you think they are a lot shorter than 5'6 so that if I encountered one I could just kick it in the head and run? I watched some stuff on aliens last night and it spooked me.


Great, now you've got me scared.

When are they coming?
Dougstermd
what ever way you believe the world was created


you gotta think if there are millions of billons of stars there has to be more planets with life.
Yossarian
That one had freckles on his upper lip.
City Park Dad
You'll know them when you see them:

Monk
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 23 2007, 12:18 PM) *
Do you think they really exist? If so, do you think they are a lot shorter than 5'6 so that if I encountered one I could just kick it in the head and run? I watched some stuff on aliens last night and it spooked me.




Why would your first instinct be to kick it in the head? Welcome to Hagerstown! laugh.gif

If you're worried about Hostile Aliens I'm sure all the folks with their Glocks will protect you.

If that doesn't work try saying - Klaatu barada nikto. Tell em Gort sent you. cool.gif
Snoopy
QUOTE (Monk @ Apr 24 2007, 11:45 AM) *
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 23 2007, 12:18 PM) *
Do you think they really exist? If so, do you think they are a lot shorter than 5'6 so that if I encountered one I could just kick it in the head and run? I watched some stuff on aliens last night and it spooked me.




Why would your first instinct be to kick it in the head?



Maybe it is a liberal alien. laugh.gif
txexpatriot
QUOTE (Snoopy @ Apr 24 2007, 11:56 AM) *
QUOTE (Monk @ Apr 24 2007, 11:45 AM) *
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 23 2007, 12:18 PM) *
Do you think they really exist? If so, do you think they are a lot shorter than 5'6 so that if I encountered one I could just kick it in the head and run? I watched some stuff on aliens last night and it spooked me.




Why would your first instinct be to kick it in the head?



Maybe it is a liberal alien. laugh.gif

Nah, Heather just wants to be Buffy The Vampire Slayer...or maybe Angelina Jolie or the Kill Bill lady...she just wants an excuse to show she can kick as high as her shoulder...mind messin..
Yossarian
QUOTE (Monk @ Apr 24 2007, 11:45 AM) *
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 23 2007, 12:18 PM) *
Do you think they really exist? If so, do you think they are a lot shorter than 5'6 so that if I encountered one I could just kick it in the head and run? I watched some stuff on aliens last night and it spooked me.




Why would your first instinct be to kick it in the head? Welcome to Hagerstown! laugh.gif

If you're worried about Hostile Aliens I'm sure all the folks with their Glocks will protect you.

If that doesn't work try saying - Klaatu barada nikto. Tell em Gort sent you. cool.gif


We kick all outsiders to the curb... nobody's diluting our gene pool.

(nice reference to "The Day the Earth Stood Still")... but I still prefer "All your base belong to us."
peacefrog
I am absolutely certain that Lance Armstrong is part alien.
samy0
The aliens are more like us than you think!

City Park Dad
QUOTE (samy0 @ Apr 24 2007, 01:47 PM) *
The aliens are more like us than you think!



family reunion?
samy0
Nope. Monday morning safety meeting
Mcgee
Looks like a Meet & Greet to me. ohmy.gif
SMan
QUOTE (Yossarian @ Apr 24 2007, 01:06 PM) *
(nice reference to "The Day the Earth Stood Still")... but I still prefer "All your base belong to us."



Yoss - please turn your geek card in for a 3-day suspension for not using proper Engrish. It's "all your base are belong to us". biggrin.gif
Yossarian
Crap! You got me SMan!

You set me up the bomb!

All my base are belong to you, now.

http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com/
Snoopy
Hey Heather -- what was it that spooked you?
Heather
QUOTE (Snoopy @ Apr 25 2007, 11:43 AM) *
Hey Heather -- what was it that spooked you?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...q=ufo&hl=en


Fox Mulder, hold me! I'm scared! unsure.gif
Snoopy
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 25 2007, 12:08 PM) *
QUOTE (Snoopy @ Apr 25 2007, 11:43 AM) *
Hey Heather -- what was it that spooked you?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...q=ufo&hl=en


Fox Mulder, hold me! I'm scared! unsure.gif

I can't get video -- the company web police say so. What's it show?
Heather
QUOTE (Snoopy @ Apr 25 2007, 12:12 PM) *
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 25 2007, 12:08 PM) *
QUOTE (Snoopy @ Apr 25 2007, 11:43 AM) *
Hey Heather -- what was it that spooked you?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...q=ufo&hl=en


Fox Mulder, hold me! I'm scared! unsure.gif

I can't get video -- the company web police say so. What's it show?

It's over an hour long...it shows a lot of stuff. Mostly a lot of fuzzy pics of UFOs, but there are interviews with government people.
samy0
"but there are interviews with government people"


Snoopy
Well, lotsa people smarter than me think there are such things as space aliens (as opposed to “illegal aliens” crossing our borders…) and lots of them think not. I’ve never seen one. But a very sober, sensible person I highly respect, with a PhD. in science, tells me a story about watching strange lights flying in ways that defy the known laws of physics, outside St. Louis many years back. He and several family members saw this more than once and it remains unexplainable. Other seemingly good and reliable people like career cops report things that cannot be explained. And the government has treated it in a shady manner many times.

So, I consider it possible. But, the good news is, they don’t seem to be frequently going after people and “probing” them (eeeeeep!) ohmy.gif . And, you’re probably tougher than they are, so you’d be okay. laugh.gif

Any other members have creepy alien stories to share?
Heather
ohmy.gif Say it aint so, Snoop! I was counting on you to dump on the whole concept and make me feel better.

I have a pretty weak story involving some unreliable sources, (and sober isn't a word I'd use either).

Jen and I were driving somewhere a couple of years ago and there was a pause in our conversation, mid sentence, but neither of us turned our heads. About three seconds passed and she said, "did you see that?" I said, "WTF was it?" Then jen, "Oh my god." We turned and looked at each other, weirded out...then picked up our conversation where we left off.

It was weird lights in the sky, but they were strange and they moved so quickly and then gone. What was even stranger was that pause in our conversation and how neither of us moved our heads. I mean, technically, it could have been that we just had to move our eyeballs and not our heads, but I remember it being off to the left, in the sky past Jen's face. And you would think we would have moved to see it closer or clearer.

I bet you we were abducted mid-conversation and then had our minds erased. ohmy.gif

I'm sure it was just a helicopter or something. biggrin.gif






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samy0
QUOTE (Heather @ Apr 25 2007, 01:14 PM) *
I bet you we were abducted mid-conversation and then had our minds erased. ohmy.gif


That explains it all! Heather is part alien huh.gif
jelsey
My mom tells a story about when she and my father were driving thru the desert at night during the 50's. She was driving and bright lights suddenly showed up in hre rear-view. After a few seconds, she says that a "craft" moved along beside her car for a couple of miles, then just WHOOSHED away. Scared the crap out of her (not literally).

Mom doesn't drink or drug.

Dad's sober too.

Makes a body wonder.

Personally, I ain't never seen no otherworldly "aliens", but I HAVE seen a ghost or two.
samy0
I definitely believe in ghosts ohmy.gif Aliens? they're probably out there but I havent partied with any yet
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