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A history of rock icons: Transplant Steamers
After practicing their craft for years as a Styx tribute band in Hagerstown, Transplant Steamers broke into the rock scene in 2006 with their debut album, Letters from H-town. The band's latest album, Live from Hub City, unites samy0's politically charged vocals with back-to-basics guitars to evoke an album highlighting rock songs in their purest form. With standout tracks like "Penny Nigh's creamy thighs," already certified platinum in Europe, Transplant Steamers can count on loads of future success.
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QUOTE (samy0 @ May 23 2007, 12:54 PM) 
With standout tracks like "Penny Nigh's creamy thighs,"
A history of rock icons: Hackers
As longtime friends who first met randomly at a U2 concert in downtown Hagerstown, Hackers rose to the pinnacle of the rock scene in 2005 with their debut album, Owned. The band's latest album, I got your ID, weaves CPD's dynamic yarling with soaring guitars to evoke genre defining album chocked full of heart-pounding post-punk. With standout tracks like "Heather (focus your webcam)," look for Hackers to be a major influence in the rock landscape for years to come.
A history of pop icons: Hagersbushy
Emerging from the back yards of Hagersbush, Hagersbushy climbed to the top of the pop scene in 1984 with their debut album, Beating the Bushes of Hager. The band's latest album, Back to the Bush, combines City Park Dad's fizzy hooks with to-the-point synths to fashion a record boiling over with teenage anthems. With standout tracks like "Samy Got Back," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Hagersbushy is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
Emerging from the back yards of Hagersbush, Hagersbushy climbed to the top of the pop scene in 1984 with their debut album, Beating the Bushes of Hager. The band's latest album, Back to the Bush, combines City Park Dad's fizzy hooks with to-the-point synths to fashion a record boiling over with teenage anthems. With standout tracks like "Samy Got Back," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Hagersbushy is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
I could do this all day
QUOTE (samy0 @ May 23 2007, 01:07 PM)
I could do this all day
I thought you did!
Those are so funny!Mine sounded dumb and was not funny.
QUOTE (City Park Dad @ May 23 2007, 01:08 PM)
QUOTE (samy0 @ May 23 2007, 01:07 PM)
I could do this all day
I thought you did!
hey i went out to luch dammit! dont i get any credit for that? You sound like my boss!
"The MAN" has really brainwashed you
A history of techno icons: Back Door Transmissions
Rising from the bowels of Hagerstown, Back Door Transmissions roared onto the techno scene in 1969 with their debut album, Squeeze My Lemon. The band's latest album, Rockabilly Rap, combines Yossarian's earth-shattering roars with gnashing atmospherics to generate an album teeming with technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "It's the way you do what you do," already certified platinum in Europe, Back Door Transmissions can count on loads of future success.
Rising from the bowels of Hagerstown, Back Door Transmissions roared onto the techno scene in 1969 with their debut album, Squeeze My Lemon. The band's latest album, Rockabilly Rap, combines Yossarian's earth-shattering roars with gnashing atmospherics to generate an album teeming with technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "It's the way you do what you do," already certified platinum in Europe, Back Door Transmissions can count on loads of future success.
Hailing from the many art houses of Hagerstown, My Middle Finger rose to the top of the folk scene in 2005 with their debut album, Stoop-Sittin'. The band's latest album, Live from the Delmar, joins Blanche Davidian's fragile vocal sketches with rustic violin embellishments to evoke simply beautiful compositions. With standout tracks like "I Ate at Ryan's and Blew Out My Colon," look for My Middle Finger to be a major presence in the folk landscape for years to come.
QUOTE (wildblue @ May 23 2007, 01:17 PM)
Hailing from the many art houses of Hagerstown, My Middle Finger rose to the top of the folk scene in 2005 with their debut album, Stoop-Sittin'. The band's latest album, Live from the Delmar, joins Blanche Davidian's fragile vocal sketches with rustic violin embellishments to evoke simply beautiful compositions. With standout tracks like "I Ate at Ryan's and Blew Out My Colon," look for My Middle Finger to be a major presence in the folk landscape for years to come.
QUOTE (Heather @ May 23 2007, 01:13 PM)
Those are so funny!Mine sounded dumb and was not funny.
C'mon! share or we'll make one up for you
A history of hip-hop icons: Phenis
Rising from the hard knock life in Phunkytown, Phenis exploded into the hip-hop scene in 1999 with their debut album, Get Offa My Thread Goober!. The band's latest album, Night of the Bare Assed Dragon, mixes DJ Nay Nay Boo's hard-hitting rhymes with soulful samples to produce an effort bursting at the seams with Barry White-worthy slow jamz. With standout tracks like "Patton's Love Bizarre," already certified platinum in Europe, Phenis can count on loads of future success.
"Loads...of future success."
Rising from the hard knock life in Phunkytown, Phenis exploded into the hip-hop scene in 1999 with their debut album, Get Offa My Thread Goober!. The band's latest album, Night of the Bare Assed Dragon, mixes DJ Nay Nay Boo's hard-hitting rhymes with soulful samples to produce an effort bursting at the seams with Barry White-worthy slow jamz. With standout tracks like "Patton's Love Bizarre," already certified platinum in Europe, Phenis can count on loads of future success.
"Loads...of future success."
THERE'S NO "PUNK" GENRE... 
QUOTE (Heather @ May 23 2007, 01:40 PM)
A history of hip-hop icons: Phenis
Rising from the hard knock life in Phunkytown, Phenis exploded into the hip-hop scene in 1999 with their debut album, Get Offa My Thread Goober!. The band's latest album, Night of the Bare Assed Dragon, mixes DJ Nay Nay Boo's hard-hitting rhymes with soulful samples to produce an effort bursting at the seams with Barry White-worthy slow jamz. With standout tracks like "Patton's Love Bizarre," already certified platinum in Europe, Phenis can count on loads of future success.
"Loads...of future success."
Rising from the hard knock life in Phunkytown, Phenis exploded into the hip-hop scene in 1999 with their debut album, Get Offa My Thread Goober!. The band's latest album, Night of the Bare Assed Dragon, mixes DJ Nay Nay Boo's hard-hitting rhymes with soulful samples to produce an effort bursting at the seams with Barry White-worthy slow jamz. With standout tracks like "Patton's Love Bizarre," already certified platinum in Europe, Phenis can count on loads of future success.
"Loads...of future success."
Phenis
damn if she doesn't get that in every thread and you gotta love "Patton's love bizarre"
A history of hip-hop icons: Rock Hard Mayor and the furious 5
Crawling out of the mean streets of The 21740, Rock Hard Mayor and the furious 5 exploded onto the hip-hop scene in 2005 with their debut album, We gots your money biotches. The band's latest album, All your sewers belong to us?, mixes Grandmaster Bob's hard-hitting flow with funky grooves to create an album teeming with feel-good summer jams. With standout tracks like "I'll annex the hell out of you," don't be surprised if you find Rock Hard Mayor and the furious 5 at the top of the hip-hop charts and beyond.
Crawling out of the mean streets of The 21740, Rock Hard Mayor and the furious 5 exploded onto the hip-hop scene in 2005 with their debut album, We gots your money biotches. The band's latest album, All your sewers belong to us?, mixes Grandmaster Bob's hard-hitting flow with funky grooves to create an album teeming with feel-good summer jams. With standout tracks like "I'll annex the hell out of you," don't be surprised if you find Rock Hard Mayor and the furious 5 at the top of the hip-hop charts and beyond.
A history of indie rock icons: Flying Feathers
Since forming in their high school's audio-visual club in Smithsburg, Flying Feathers found themselves at the top of the the indie rock scene in 2006 with their debut album, Coma induced. The band's latest album, Heating up Heather, unites Yoss's unabashed vocal narratives with euphoric production to slap together some seriously inspired crowd pleasers. With standout tracks like "Smile(Heather)," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Flying Feathers is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
Since forming in their high school's audio-visual club in Smithsburg, Flying Feathers found themselves at the top of the the indie rock scene in 2006 with their debut album, Coma induced. The band's latest album, Heating up Heather, unites Yoss's unabashed vocal narratives with euphoric production to slap together some seriously inspired crowd pleasers. With standout tracks like "Smile(Heather)," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Flying Feathers is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
A history of metal icons: Persona non grata
Born in the cesspool known as living rent free in your empty skull, Persona non grata ruptured onto the metal scene in 1994 with their debut album, grasshoppers, flyrods and zanax. The band's latest album, strippers, Landrovers and zanax, blends Greedy's looming vocals with blazing atmospherics to forge a disc overflowing with technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "can't turn this game off," don't be surprised if you find Persona non grata at the top of the metal charts and beyond.
Born in the cesspool known as living rent free in your empty skull, Persona non grata ruptured onto the metal scene in 1994 with their debut album, grasshoppers, flyrods and zanax. The band's latest album, strippers, Landrovers and zanax, blends Greedy's looming vocals with blazing atmospherics to forge a disc overflowing with technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "can't turn this game off," don't be surprised if you find Persona non grata at the top of the metal charts and beyond.
Those are all hilarious. This is addictive. I had to do another one: 
Forged in the cesspool known as Hagerstown, Weathermaster ruptured onto the metal scene in 1988 with their debut album, My Screaming Sphincter. The band's latest album, That's Not a Hofmann's Sausage, joins Lou Scally's chilling screams with crunching drums to generate yet another disc full of pulse-pounding scorchers. With standout tracks like "Give Me Back My Pants," don't be surprised if you find Weathermaster at the top of the metal charts and beyond.
Forged in the cesspool known as Hagerstown, Weathermaster ruptured onto the metal scene in 1988 with their debut album, My Screaming Sphincter. The band's latest album, That's Not a Hofmann's Sausage, joins Lou Scally's chilling screams with crunching drums to generate yet another disc full of pulse-pounding scorchers. With standout tracks like "Give Me Back My Pants," don't be surprised if you find Weathermaster at the top of the metal charts and beyond.
A history of hip-hop icons: B to the M-I-C
Crawling out of the suburbs of Prayaville, B to the M-I-C blew up the hip-hop scene in 2005 with their debut album, Forums Are for Homos. The band's latest album, Big B on Da Mike, combines B's singular flow with funky grooves to generate an album teeming with club-bangin' classics. With standout tracks like "Don't Let Webbie Beat Me No Mo'," don't be surprised if you find B to the M-I-C at the top of the hip-hop charts and beyond.
Crawling out of the suburbs of Prayaville, B to the M-I-C blew up the hip-hop scene in 2005 with their debut album, Forums Are for Homos. The band's latest album, Big B on Da Mike, combines B's singular flow with funky grooves to generate an album teeming with club-bangin' classics. With standout tracks like "Don't Let Webbie Beat Me No Mo'," don't be surprised if you find B to the M-I-C at the top of the hip-hop charts and beyond.
A history of modern global icons: Monk, Millenium and True Blue
Emerging from the deserts of the Midwest, Monk, Millenium and True Blue found herself at the top of the modern global scene in 2005 with her debut album, Split Personality. This one-man band's latest album, It's my way or the Highway, weaves Monkenium Blue's dynamic compositions with a pulsating rhythm to create politically aware grooves. With standout tracks like "You're So Wrong," already certified platinum in Europe, Monk, Millenium and True Blue can count on loads of future success.
Emerging from the deserts of the Midwest, Monk, Millenium and True Blue found herself at the top of the modern global scene in 2005 with her debut album, Split Personality. This one-man band's latest album, It's my way or the Highway, weaves Monkenium Blue's dynamic compositions with a pulsating rhythm to create politically aware grooves. With standout tracks like "You're So Wrong," already certified platinum in Europe, Monk, Millenium and True Blue can count on loads of future success.
A history of pop icons: Flygirls
Hailing from the clubs of Hagerstown, Flygirls climbed to the top of the pop scene in 2000 with their debut album, Gettin' High. The band's latest album, Pitch 'n Power, combines momsapilot's fizzy compositions with to-the-point singalongs to produce a record boiling over with ultra-catchy gems. With standout tracks like "Cone of Silence," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Flygirls is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
kinda lame, I know. I gotta play with this some more.
Ok, here's one for Lil....
A history of hip-hop icons: Prostitots
Crawling out of the projects of Da North End, Prostitots burst onto the hip-hop scene in 1995 with their debut album, Abercrombie Thongs. The band's latest album, Swing for the Fences, merges lil' moms's heavy lyrics with nostalgic beats to churn out a bevy of club-bangin' classics. With standout tracks like "Boyz R Hott," already certified platinum in Europe, Prostitots can count on loads of future success.
Hailing from the clubs of Hagerstown, Flygirls climbed to the top of the pop scene in 2000 with their debut album, Gettin' High. The band's latest album, Pitch 'n Power, combines momsapilot's fizzy compositions with to-the-point singalongs to produce a record boiling over with ultra-catchy gems. With standout tracks like "Cone of Silence," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, Flygirls is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
kinda lame, I know. I gotta play with this some more.
Ok, here's one for Lil....
A history of hip-hop icons: Prostitots
Crawling out of the projects of Da North End, Prostitots burst onto the hip-hop scene in 1995 with their debut album, Abercrombie Thongs. The band's latest album, Swing for the Fences, merges lil' moms's heavy lyrics with nostalgic beats to churn out a bevy of club-bangin' classics. With standout tracks like "Boyz R Hott," already certified platinum in Europe, Prostitots can count on loads of future success.
A history of metal icons: the butternutz gang
Emerging from the pits of hagerstown, the butternutz gang climbed to the top of the metal scene in 2007 with their debut album, this is a stickup. The band's latest album, gettaway, blends deesnutz's looming growls with blazing drums to generate yet another disc full of technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "heist," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, the butternutz gang is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
Emerging from the pits of hagerstown, the butternutz gang climbed to the top of the metal scene in 2007 with their debut album, this is a stickup. The band's latest album, gettaway, blends deesnutz's looming growls with blazing drums to generate yet another disc full of technical masterpieces. With standout tracks like "heist," dominating radio airwaves far and wide, the butternutz gang is an essential addition to any music lover's library.
A history of blues icons: Beat the Bush
Hailing from the dusty alleys of Crawford, TX, Beat the Bush broke into the blues scene in 2004 with their debut album, I Did It for Daddy. The band's latest album, War, What is It Good For, combines George W's spit-shined spirituals with back-to-basics Delta Blues to evoke their most exhilarating album of his storied career. With standout tracks like "I Ran - I Rack," the music of Beat the Bush appeals to blues fans and non-blues fans alike.
Hailing from the dusty alleys of Crawford, TX, Beat the Bush broke into the blues scene in 2004 with their debut album, I Did It for Daddy. The band's latest album, War, What is It Good For, combines George W's spit-shined spirituals with back-to-basics Delta Blues to evoke their most exhilarating album of his storied career. With standout tracks like "I Ran - I Rack," the music of Beat the Bush appeals to blues fans and non-blues fans alike.
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