Right.

Right?

So it's veiled in the clever and discerning, ya think?

Fairy TAIL my ass!

You wanna kiss a frog???!!

They appear as Prince Charming, riding in on their white steed...

...then they turn into the frog!

My mother always said it ends like this: Here comes Prince Charming on his white horse..splat..there goes Prince Charming on his white horse...now you get to clean up the mess...

WTG Mom!!!

Cheer up H! This sh!t happens to all West Virginia girls when they go to New York.




Have a nice holiday weekend.

Shadoobie, shattered, shattered...

I thought I just dreamt that I posted this. Stop posting drunk, Feather!

Depends on what you mean by "fairy tale," I guess.

There's no such thing as the perfect man who is always happy and loving and cheerful.

But there are loyal men who will love you more with each passing day. Sure... they leave their socks on the floor sometimes... and they may roll their eyes when you rent another Julia Roberts movie. But they're fiercely dedicated, they respect you as a person, and they'd walk over hot coals to make you happy.

That's enough of a fairy tale for me... but then again, I'm easy to please!

Yeah, but we're all pretty much taken, froggy.

<sigh> That's why they say all the good ones are taken!