Who wants to get their asses kicked?






I'm gonna squeal like a sissy. I know it's gonna hurt.

Oh man, am I ever in!

Shooting geletin filled capsules at wimpy girls? w00t!

Hey, we could have an H-M Forums shoot out! Settle things once and for all!

"Ok girls. The opposing team is in between you and the cocktail bar. Go!"

We would totally kick butt in this scenario. Of course someone will have to be off limits to take pictures. They would have to be the funniest ones yet.

That Family Recreation Center east of H-town on Rt. 40 just opened a paintball field. They rent by the hour and can do private groups or throw you in with the gen pop.

General population? Are you kidding?

"You guys are so mean. I want my money back."

I think there's a little shop in Williamsport that does paintball too, maybe they have a battlefield someplace.

"Ok guys, the chicks have all our beer and they won't give it up."

LOCK AND LOAD ONE 30 ROUND CLIP

Wear chest protection. Seriously. All girls should wear chest protection during paintball. (Emphasis added because I'm a doofus who can't spell.)

Yeah, those things make such great targets...

I can aim at a much smaller target, Yoss....

I say let's get a group and go - me, hubby and kids will play...

<Ouch!>


on second thought....

I can't due to a sprained ankle. Told y'all I'm a sissy. I locked myself out of Jen's house over the weekend and had to jump over the fence. Squish went my ankle. It's one of those high privacy fences.

It would be nice if we could detach our boobs and lob them at people like water balloons.

we can wait until your ankle is better :-) It will be cooler then anyway!

Yeah -- you'll come "topless", right?

Sure - but I doubt anyone will let us drive all over the paintball field