2008 Democrat National Convention Denver, Colorado

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention (Just Released)

7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9:00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great
Satan", 'W' Bush

12:50 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic
Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican Party.

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted to drive Hillary home

Funny!

Hey Pat, I'm guessin' you're NOT a Democrat.

haha. i AM a democrat, but i still thought that was clever.

Ya Think!!

ASHES ASHES WE ALL FALL DOWN

After reading both of the agenda lists I think I have noticed some omissions from each.........

Re: Democratic Agenda
1. At least 10 to 12 "Ted Kennedy toasts" are missing.
2. 9:30 pm: How to fleece the American Public in order to give free hand-outs
to illegal aliens and the homeless - Barbara Boxer
3. 10:00 pm: Why I can't be elected president Even though you think I am
very articulate - Barack Obama
4. 1:37 am : Ted Kennedy passes out.


Re: Republican Agenda
1. 7:45 pm: How to Shoot you Buddy in the Face Without Really Trying – Dick Cheney
2. 9:40 pm: How to Start a War with Pakistan Without Really Trying – Dick Cheney
3. 9:50 pm: How to Start a War with North Korea Without Really Trying – Dick Cheney
4. 11:15 pm: Coronation of Fred "Law & Order" Thompson for President.
5. 11:18 pm: Announcement by Fred Thompson that he chooses Bruce Willis as his vice presidential
running mate, to which Bruce replies "YIPPIE KYE YEH MOTHERF---KER".

Good catches John. My only objection is to


I think that is part of Obama's platform now.

that would be super funny, if i knew for sure it was a joke...