Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs are busy fixing up their humble abode. The 7 Dwarfs are out back working in the bottom of the water well.

That afternoon, Snow White is preparing dinner for the evening when she hears a very loud crash out back and knows immediately that the well has collapsed. She runs out the door to see if anyone is alive.

Leaning over the well, she yells down “hello” hoping that somebody will respond. She hears nothing and yells again, “say something if you can hear me!”

A faint voice from the bottom of the well comes back, “vote for Hillary.”

Snow White is quite relieved and says, “Oh thank goodness! At least Dopey survived!”

AHAHAHAHAH. ahem.


Hillary Clinton vs. God

Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."

Lifes a bit&h so don't vote for one.

http://www.againsthillary2008.com/

or

http://www.stophernow.com/

ok, So Hillary Clinton is at one of her campaign rally's while somone gets up out of their seat and asks the question....."
does your health care plan cover individuals with STD's?" Hillary then replies ....."Sit down Bill"

A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains, send her to Washington where she will become President, and then half the country will be out looking for work immediately."

Well this isn't a Hillary joke and I think I've heard it before but I like it.

What's the difference between a democrat and a puppy?

At least a puppy stops whining after a while.

I've been hanging out at dkos lately and let me tell you it's hilarious watching them eat their own.

I'll bet, I might have to check that out.

Try this video if you want a Hillary laugh


http://www.heavy.com/video/16221?partner=aff184

Catchy tune!

Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake is about to hit?
Have you ever heard taht a dog can sense whena a tornado is stirring, even twenty miles away
Before the December tsunami struck SouthEast Asia, dogs starting running away from the seashore frantically
Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other illnesses and danger of fire
Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride' before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds of miles away
I'm a firm believer that animals - especially dogs- have keen insights into the truth
And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense potentially terrible disaster well in advance
Simple said: A good old hound dog just KNOWS when something isn't right; when impending doom is upon us.....

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Somehow George W. Bush and Bill Clinton ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each attended by a different barber, not a word was spoken.

The barbers were afraid to start a conversation, fearing it would turn to politics. As they finished their shaves, Clinton's barber reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

A grade school teacher asked her class how many of them are "Hillary fans?"
Not really knowing what a Hillary fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy.
The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Hillary fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Hillary fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why are you a George Bush fan?
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher asks, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny replies, "That would make me a Hillary fan."

Johnny gets an "A"! hehe!

Have you ever heard that a dog 'knows' when an earthquake
>> is about to hit?
>>
>> Have you ever heard that a dog can 'sense' when a tornado
>> is stirring up, even twenty miles away?
>>
>> Do you remember hearing that, before the December tsunami
>> struck Southeast Asia, dogs started running frantically away from the
>> seashore, at breakneck speed?
>>
>> Do you know that dogs can detect cancer and other serious
>> illnesses and danger of fire?
>>
>> Somehow they always know when they can 'go for a ride'
>> before you even ask and how do those dogs and cats get home from hundreds
>> of miles away?
>>
>> I'm a firm believer that animals - and especially dogs -
>> have keen insights into the Truth.
>>
>> And you can't tell me that dogs can't sense a potentially
>> terrible disaster well in advance.
>>
>> Simply said, a dog just KNOWS when something isn't right
>> ... when impending doom is upon us ... and they'll always try to warn
>> us..

"The Rev. Wright, Obama's former pastor, was interviewed
by Bill Moyer. He said he's gotten over a million e-mails
and phone calls telling him to keep on speaking out...
every one of them came from Hillary Clinton."

Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack
Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, Chuckled and said, 'You
know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window
right now and make somebody very happy.'

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could
throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten
people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a
hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes
and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there.
I could throw all three of them out of the window
and make 156 million people very happy.'

nevermind

I wish we could still delete.