http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74
OH dear! This cannot be the real thing. Certainly tis a mockery!
Boo to the fur.
Was Monroe a transvestite?
Where's the real thing? Somebody, anybody?!
Please show me the real thing.
Happy Birthday, Sweet Thang! She's a burnin' my 'nator all the time!
Ouch.

