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Naomi
Nude hikers warned at park
Originally published June 24, 2008


By Sarah Fortney
News-Post Staff

Several hikers ran across eight bares last week in Gathland State Park.
A group of men between the ages of 40 and 60 reportedly disrobed and started walking along the trail, said Sgt. Ken Turner, a spokesman for the Department of Natural Resources.

About 10:30 a.m. Friday, a man was in the park when he saw the men gathering near the Appalachian Trail. He then saw them hiking in nothing but their shoes, Turner said.

His wife reported the sighting to police about an hour later, Turner said. Officials did not release the name of the man or his wife.

A DNR officer went to the area and talked to at least three other hikers who claimed they also saw about 10 nude hikers on the trail, Turner said.

The officer soon found a group of 10 men, wearing clothes, and determined they had been hiking naked, Turner said.

The officer learned that two of those men kept their clothes on as they walked in front of the group, warning people eight naked men were about to pass them on the path, Turner said.

No charges were filed, Turner said, because the officer did not catch them hiking naked.

However, the officer issued warnings to eight of the men for disorderly conduct, Turner said. Had they been caught in the act, they could have been charged with indecent exposure, which carries a maximum $500 fine for first-time offenders.

Turner could not confirm such an event exists, but said he has heard of an unofficially proclaimed National Nude Hiking Day. He said park police and officials do not promoted such behavior.

"We do not find any humor in this," Turner said. "It is a family atmosphere."

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Okay, I live in a neighborhood that borders the trail and have several female friends that have come upon nude men on the trail. They never hike alone because of this and other safety related issues...it's just the smart thing to do. But I find humor in the statement that the clothed men were up in front warning oncoming hikers what they were about to face! I wonder how it went? "Excuse me, there are 8 nude men hiking behind us. Just thought we'd let you know!" laugh.gif
coma
jelsey
Ahhhh, the "freedom" of the trail.

Wonder if I can Brad Pitt to take up hiking? cool.gif
Naomi
COMA! laugh.gif
CleverNameGoesHere
OMG too funny. Hope they put on a lot of DEET. And sunscreen!

The two clothed guys up front, warning people about upcoming naked people, immediately made me think about when you've got the escort car on the highway in front of the tractor trailer carrying something ginormous. I'm envisioning the two of them carrying a "Wide Load" banner between them...

Nice pic, coma. How old were you in it? ohmy.gif tongue.gif smile.gif
wildblue
I don't consider myself a prude at all, but if I were taking a nice hike on a woodland trail, I know the LAST thing I want to see are the twigs and berries of a bunch of 40-to-60-year-old men! ph34r.gif
CleverNameGoesHere
QUOTE (wildblue @ Jun 24 2008, 12:08 PM) *
twigs and berries


My god, how I love that expression.

That is all.
Ithlilian
Hey, that's more than I want to see of anyone, whether I know them or not, especially if I know them.
Slim Bob
Funny as sh*t!!!!
Heather
QUOTE (Naomi @ Jun 24 2008, 10:44 AM) *
"We do not find any humor in this," Turner said. "It is a family atmosphere."

I'm gonna naked hike in the woods! I have to! At least once in my life, right?!



How many feet do I have to go until it counts?
Ithlilian
Well when you get home I guess you would have to check for ticks in more places...

I see no upside to the situation.
Udmas
Heather had a tick, Where?

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Slim Bob
A tick where? Need help looking for it?
Idiot
QUOTE (Heather @ Jun 24 2008, 09:14 PM) *
I'm gonna naked hike in the woods! I have to! At least once in my life, right?!



QUOTE (Ithlilian @ Jun 25 2008, 02:52 PM) *
Well when you get home I guess you would have to check for ticks in more places...

I see no upside to the situation.




I do. wink.gif
jelsey
QUOTE (Idiot @ Jun 25 2008, 09:21 PM) *
QUOTE (Heather @ Jun 24 2008, 09:14 PM) *
I'm gonna naked hike in the woods! I have to! At least once in my life, right?!



QUOTE (Ithlilian @ Jun 25 2008, 02:52 PM) *
Well when you get home I guess you would have to check for ticks in more places...

I see no upside to the situation.




I do. wink.gif




You would. cool.gif
BlueBirder
ph34r.gif They'd better watch out for snake bites too. Ouch!!!!!

Man says deadly snake bit his penis
Says he saw the snake between his legs
Once he was cleared from danger the jokes began

A MAN bitten on the penis by a deadly snake has told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

"I thought I was gone," Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote far north Queensland, The Cairns Post reported.

"I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."

The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago but the identity of the victim remained unknown until Mr Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself.

"I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said.

"As soon as I felt it, I yelled.

"It really hurt.

"When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake.

"I seen him coming out from between my legs."

He said he tried to remain calm as he inspected the damage.

"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."

Mr Zutt's friend drove him to a medical centre before he was moved to a hospital for further tests which showed he was not envenomated.

"They’ve been saying things like ‘It was a trouser snake fight’ and ‘He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared’," Mr Zutt said.

"Once they knew I was right, the jokes came out."
jelsey
"trouser snake"

That's a new one for me!
CleverNameGoesHere
QUOTE (BlueBirder @ Jun 27 2008, 10:20 AM) *
ph34r.gif They'd better watch out for snake bites too. Ouch!!!!!

"It really hurt.


"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."



I immediately thought of old movies and TV shows where the good friend sucks out the venom instead of driving the bitten person to the hospital... ohmy.gif tongue.gif
PHISH
ohmy.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

And suddenly.... the news story is fodder for a new porn!
Mcgee
QUOTE (CleverNameGoesHere @ Jun 27 2008, 02:20 PM) *
QUOTE (BlueBirder @ Jun 27 2008, 10:20 AM) *
ph34r.gif They'd better watch out for snake bites too. Ouch!!!!!

"It really hurt.


"He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."



I immediately thought of old movies and TV shows where the good friend sucks out the venom instead of driving the bitten person to the hospital... ohmy.gif tongue.gif


But says to the friend, Your gonna die. laugh.gif
BlueBirder
Click to view attachment
This is what I look like after these critters get a hold of me!

That's funny "You gonna die"! LOL
Ithlilian
QUOTE (jelsey @ Jun 27 2008, 11:44 AM) *
"trouser snake"

That's a new one for me!


Here Jelsey I have something for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfLRNEMW2rI

Don't worry it's not bad.
BlueBirder
Jelsey.......yes it is! LOL, Loved it!
Ithlilian
By not bad, I meant, no nudity smile.gif
BlueBirder
Hee Hee, it reminds me of when I first went into 8th grade and where I went to school they had 8th through 12th. Boy, did those 10th graders ever try to jump on our young naive virgin bones! sleep.gif !
Why do guys or why did guys act like that?
hamrthroer
I saw some guys and one girl hiking naked on the AT by washington monument state park. Little did they know we would catch up with them later on the trail. They were very quite and sullen when we passed. I think it's great people aren't afraid to break the mold. When ever people take life too serious nature has a way of slapping them back to reality.
Viva la naked hikers!
tongue.gif
Slim Bob
Just back from Vacation, did some hiking, but didn't see any nudists! Was looking up and down trails, hoping to see female nudists!!
samy0
QUOTE (Slim Bob @ Jul 6 2008, 07:48 PM) *
Just back from Vacation, did some hiking, but didn't see any nudists! Was looking up and down trails, hoping to see female nudists!!


I'm sure they all threw their clothes on quickly when you were spotted laugh.gif
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