"The Irish are such clear thinkers:
"We, in Ireland , can't figure out why you are even
bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you have a witch who is a lawyer, married to a
lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a witch
who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good
looking rich woman who owns a beer distributorship."
"What are you lads thinking over there?"