I was losing track of who is and who isn't a bumwipe, so I need this poll. Please Vote!

Nope, not me!

I prefer the term "personal hygiene engineer."

I Ass-u-me Bumwipe too be "English Toilet Paper" so by that definition "no".
But by my definition " the average schmoe,schlub,grunt," I never thought I was better than or had more of a purpose than anybody else.

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