My friend brought up going to a sperm bank for extra cash this weekend. He said that he has done it twice this year when some of his bills were due during college on the other side of the bay. I think he went to Delaware or NJ to "donate" or whatever.

This may sound perverted or whatever, but I was wondering if Washington County or a nearby area has a sperm bank. I don't expect anyone to know, but I was just wondering if anyone happened to know.




I pray this thread doesn't do what I think it will.

You need to call mail call for this one.

OH MY. Why didn't I think of that? It MUST be done now. I'll make sure to sound as dumb as possible without laughing so it has a better chance of making it to print.

There's one in Fairfax:

http://www.fairfaxcryobank.com/cryo/prospect_donor.cfm

There's gotta be some sperm banks hanging on the corner of Prospect and Washington.

lol

you took the words out of my mouth...

Eeeeeekkkkk!!!! Nasty!

I think that's more like "Sperm Fort Knox" and it seem's to be geting worse down town lately

"Fairfax Cryobank was established in 1986 and provides infertile patients with anonymous donor semen in the United States and many foreign countries. We are currently seeking healthy college educated men of all backgrounds between the ages of 18 - 44. This program requires a six month commitment and each donor is expected to produce one specimen per week on site, therefore you must live or work near one of our facilities."

Its not a one shot deal (pardon the pun) but a six month commitment?
Thats not a quick buck its a lifestyle

Once a week????

Hmmmmm.......a bank that PAYS YOU for making a deposit. Wish all banks were that way.

Here's one for you whats another word for sperm bank.
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WOMAN

Just a gigolo
Everywhere I go

... no wait, that should be on the Guess this Song thread!

David Lee! People know the part I'm playin'. Paid for every dance. Selling each romance.


I can't believe they actually pay you for your sperm. Do they have places that pay for eggs?

try ebay
or MJ

I'll sell my eggs on the HM Forums to the highest bidder. Greedy, I'll start the bidding with you.

I'll need some background info from ya first.pm me.

Yes! And you get BIG BUCKS for it too - like $3000, if they use your egg. But the procedure is obviously much more complicated than if you were donating sperm. You have to have surgery and everything, which is paid for my the recipient of the egg, or the organization.

I'll just use Yossarian's turkey baster.

DAMMIT! Coffee spit all over the monitor again!

Maybe if you posted a pic?

Ya want a pic of my turkey baster?

I'll have mine scrambled with a side of hashbrowns

On second thought, nevermind. I do have standards.

Of course! What else could I have I meant?

So you are saying people who do don't have any?

People who do what don't have any what?

Nevermind. This thread isn't funny anymore. It's now confusing.