Never been to 'Cudas but heard that there are some skanky people there!
Phish, you and Bored might benefit from a little magazine called The Valley Revue. It's free and comes out at the beginning of every month. I know you can find it at the library downtown. Greencastle Coffee Roasters had some when I was there, too. Don't know where else you might run into it.
Their webpage is a bit cumbersome, and I couldn't find the live music schedule that appears in the hard copy.
A couple of other places I forgot to mention earlier. The Stadium Tavern has awesome, huge wings, and a patio for nice weather. Breakaway II on PA Ave. north of Longmeadow Rd. has several TV's for games, but is definitely on the redneckish end. Niether place is exactly hopping with hotties.
To that end, I wish you well in your search, Bored. I hate to sound pessimistic, but finding a quality girl around here is going to be a bit of a challenge. Most who have any ambition have moved from the area to pursue an education/career. Those who remained started popping out kids at age 14 and have a half dozen by now from an equal # of fathers. Although, the area is growing, and with more people moving in, I'm sure the caliber of eligible women will improve.