The Seven Kinds of People You Meet at Emmy Parties

( Maximillian Kornell / September 20, 2012 )

"The Apatowian"
Found at: Comedy Central and/or Jimmy Kimmel's official after-party, Cecconi's and the Soho House.
Distinguishing characteristics: Writers-room-curated scruff. Funny-smelling lollipop. Jon Stewart as Facebook friend. Superman socks with natural-fiber suit.
Pretending to be "over it" while standing beside: Writers and talent from "The Daily Show" and "The Colbert Report," and the mob of boldface names who will come shake Kimmel's hand before taking off their party clothes.