'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2'

Release date: Nov. 16

Blockbuster, Oscar bait or something else? Blockbuster

Bella Swan is a vampire,yo! Plus: It's the final installment of the franchise, Bella and Edward will finally (finally!) have lots of sex (extra spicy thanks to Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's real-life romance scandal), and Jacob steps off because they're going to be his in-laws one day. Stephenie Meyer's brain is a bizarre and scary place.

-- Drusilla Moorhouse, Zap2it